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Spanner face

26 replies

HappyDaddy · 13/07/2006 13:34

A gay man walks into a pub and asks the barman, "Can I have a pint, please, Spanner Face?"

Barman looks bemused but serves him.

Man comes back, "Can I have another pint please, Spanner Face?" Barman frowns but serves him.

Man comes back for third time, "Can I have another pint please, Spanner face?" Barman says, "only if you tell me why you keep calling me Spanner Face".

Man replies, "Everytime I look at you, my nuts tighten".

OP posts:
Feistybird · 13/07/2006 13:39

and one for you...

Sophie Ellis Bextor found head butted to death in the apartment of a French

footballer.
Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor........

Original poster
HappyDaddy · 13/07/2006 13:44

It was me who posted that one, I'm afraid. hehe

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dumbfluff · 13/07/2006 13:47

filth

morningpaper · 13/07/2006 13:48

TAXI

Original poster
HappyDaddy · 13/07/2006 13:49

Don't worry dumbfluff, I'm getting my coat.

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dubnobasswithmyheadman · 13/07/2006 13:50

It really is a lovely day out you know...

Original poster
HappyDaddy · 13/07/2006 13:52

Sorry?

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dubnobasswithmyheadman · 13/07/2006 13:53

sorry HD that was directed at fluffy person or whatever she's called, not you - trying to encourage her to step away from the pc as she is getting all aireated...

dumbfluff · 13/07/2006 13:54

yes I bet you are a happy daddy on here with all these strange women

Original poster
HappyDaddy · 13/07/2006 13:54

Oh, thank you.

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Original poster
HappyDaddy · 13/07/2006 13:56

dumbfluff, what are you having a go at me for, exactly?

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dubnobasswithmyheadman · 13/07/2006 13:57

just ignore the silly person. I think she's on a wind up (see other thread)

Iklboo · 13/07/2006 13:57

For being a man HD. Apparently you're upsetting her sensibilities by being on here

welshmum · 13/07/2006 13:58

One person's 'strange' is another's 'good company'.
But Happy Daddy I now can't stop thinking about what goes on in the workplace - may have to phone dh in a minute and ask him

Original poster
HappyDaddy · 13/07/2006 13:59

Upsetting her sensibilities? Good, I'll stay for a bit longer then.

welshmum, don't, you might not like the answer.

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welshmum · 13/07/2006 14:01

I know but I'm kind of fascinated now.
Can't leave it alone....if you know what I mean

Original poster
HappyDaddy · 13/07/2006 14:10

I don't think you should say anymore!

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CaptainFlameSparrow · 13/07/2006 14:15

I got all excited with all the talk about this joke... feel very let down now!!!

Original poster
HappyDaddy · 13/07/2006 14:29

I have that effect on women.

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CaptainFlameSparrow · 13/07/2006 14:37
Grin
Original poster
HappyDaddy · 13/07/2006 14:39

Stop laughing.

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desperateSCOUSEwife · 13/07/2006 14:40

hd did you get that joke from a crimbo cracker

dumbfluff · 13/07/2006 14:41

You're the one who's always laughing, you dirty man.

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HappyDaddy · 13/07/2006 14:41

Shit, she's following me.

desperate - that joke is a classic. philistine.

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dumbfluff · 13/07/2006 14:44

I'm not following you. I don't even like you.