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babyonboard · 09/07/2006 13:54

A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.

"Where does poo come from?" she asks.

The father thinks for a moment and says:

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the girl.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."

The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with a watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:

"And Tigger?"

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Nathanmum · 09/07/2006 14:14

ha ha very appropriate - my ds came to me yesterday & said " poo fell on the floor", cue mass panic, looking for poo on the floor, wondering how it got out of his nappy. Then he added, "he fell out of the tree, & piglet" - [relieved]!!

babygirl05 · 09/07/2006 15:04

LOL! My bf found that very amusing, no doubt he will be telling it at work tonight.

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