Ok. You're at home by yourself on a saturday night drinking a glass bottle of wine when you think you here a knock at your front door. You open the door and there is Mrs Bunions from next door. She's in her nighty, her rollers are askew and her eyes are bloodshot & glazed. All of a sudden she lunges at you.......
You wake up feeling a bit odd. You check for a pulse and can't find one. Creepy. You check again to be sure but no, you're definitely dead and you spy a nasty looking bite mark on one of your bingo wings.
So...you're a zombie but all your thoughts are in tact. What would you do? Have it out with the cow who parks across your driveway safe in the knowledge that you can't be killed? Bust out 'thriller' dance moves in an oh-so-ironic way? Carry on as normal and hope no-one notices?