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Ant? or Dec?

88 replies

TaggieCampbellBlack · 06/04/2013 20:28

Dec for me even though he is so obviously as gay as the day is long.

Such nice boys.

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TomDudgeon · 07/04/2013 00:45

It would have to be one on the others shoulders...

edwardsmum11 · 07/04/2013 08:06

Threesome?

sapphirestar · 07/04/2013 10:18

CrapBag Grin

I think he's more of a ladies' man than gay to be fair. He knows he's cute as a button and everyone from tweens to grandmas love him and just plays on it!

Re Ashley Roberts, either they're having fun playing on the rumours, and the crush from when she was on I'm a celeb, or it's a double bluff and they're actually seeing eachother!

DeskPlanner · 07/04/2013 10:49

Dec,.

iwouldgoouttonight · 07/04/2013 11:03

Dec for me too.

Even though he is definitely gay and secretly in love with Ant. Ant has been studiously growing his forehead in an attempt to repel Dec but so far it has only increased Dec's attraction, and he spends many a happy hour gazing at his own reflection in Ant's enormous shiny noggin.

Ant feels trapped and is spiralling into a drug fuelled depression as he realises he will never be rid of Dec because he is worth nothing on his own.

TurkeyDino · 07/04/2013 12:41

Ant. Although dec is more attractive I think ant would be a dirty little bugger in the bedroom!

SucksToBeMe · 08/04/2013 09:45

I hope Ashley and Dec are a couple. Two very lovely people!

MeanAndMeaslyMiddleAges · 14/04/2013 20:26

Ant, any time.

I always used to like Dec the most (and still reckon he's really nice) but about 8 years ago I was watching the 'One Flew Over the Cuckoos Neat' play in Lindon and during the interval popped out the front for a ciggie. Also there was Ant, his lovely wife and a few friends. Now Ant kept staring at me and I don't know why. He was looking at me for about 5 mins and there was just something kind about him. It felt like he thought he'd recognised me but wasn't sure where from - that was the look. But just being near him for that short time, seeing how sweet he was with his missis and just, normal I guess - left me and dh thinking very highly of him.

Lotsofcoffee · 14/08/2013 15:32

I love them both but I like Dec a little more. Can?t explain why!

DebK2012 · 15/08/2013 03:49

Dec Wink

Gingerstrumpet · 15/08/2013 04:07

Dec. Doesn't matter about the short thing, he could stand on his wallet to kiss me and the money would be the only attraction, if I'm honest

Chubfuddler · 15/08/2013 04:25

The only funny line in the whole of love actually was when billy nighy called them "ant or dec".

Dec is better looking but he's terribly short.

Lizzabadger · 04/09/2013 22:48

Dec is cute. You could keep him in your pocket.

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