Just want to state that DH family is from Irish extraction and they thought it was funny
.
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with an anal irritation....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "It looks as though there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then another £20 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the twenty pound note and another appears, and another and another and another... This goes on and on until finally a last note comes out; but that is only a tenner.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest,
How moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
"That is 99 twenty pound notes and a tenner - £1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit den," says the Irishman,
"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."