What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
I went to the County Fair. They had one of those "Believe it or not?" Shows.
They had a man born with a penis and a brain.
Why are men like laxatives?
They irritate the shit out of you.
What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head...
Why are blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares...
Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces??
Because they ARE stupid....!
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.