A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What's politics?"
Dad says, "well son let me try to explain it this way, I'm the bread winner of the family so lets call me Capitalism, your mum, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government, we're here to take care of your needs so we'll call you the People, the nanny we'll consider her the working class, and finally your baby brother, we'll call him the future.
"Now think about that and see if it makes sense", continues Dad
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his father has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the boy goes to his parents room and finds his Mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked he peeps through the key hole and sees his Father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad I think I understand the concept of politics now"
The Father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about"
The boy replies, "Well while Capitalism is scrwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the Future is in deep sht."