There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have
experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.
A 61 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the
desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for
today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded
office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I
told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, " You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this
roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear
or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if
the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes
and then reentered.
The r eceptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.