......25 Signs you've grown up......
- Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
- Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
- You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
- You watch the Weather Channel.
- Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
- You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.
- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
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You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
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Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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You don't know what time KFC closes anymore.
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Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
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You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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You take naps from noon to 6 pm.
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Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
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Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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If you're a gal, you go to the Chemist for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
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A £4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
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You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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"I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
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90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends because you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.
BONUS: When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh s*$# - what happened?