Why do they do it? lavatories and bad habits

[inatizzywizzy]

The toilet rolls. Everytime I go into the lavatory they've used the display roll for visitors and upset my towel display. They know the daily roll is hidden in the cupboard and they shouldnt use the one with the ironed V crease. But they do it to annoy me. Lazy bastards. Why just why do they use my display towels? This is pushing me to the edge. I can't be expected to keep a hosue properly with such flagrant disregard for standards.

Loos.

Loo rolls.

And breathe.

You're quite right. They're bastards. And they're doing it on purpose, you know.

Is this another conspiracy theorist thread?

toilet

Maybe you need a special quilted lacy cover for the display roll.

Clearly toilet and not lavatory. I bet you have a knitted dolly for the spare roll don't you?

Ban them from using the loo. I would. Seriously.

Snap buggerarse!

Oh I do like the sound of that!

MIL has a crocheted crinoline lady.

Is that even legal Edith?

I feel your pain OP I feel your pain. you have nice holder and some random bugger tuggs it, uses half a roll and the other half is still spinning and the paper hits the floor.

Clingfilm the display rolls.

I used to dread the day she decides to give it to us (we do get random items from her house sometimes).

But I've decided throat if she ever does, I'll display her in pride of place in the downstairs loo where any visitor would see her.

And see if anyone ever mentions it.....

I thought the whole point of having a spare roll on the actual toilet was so that when you realise it's run out mid wee, you can replace it without having to get up and drip everywhere. And then replace the spare one from the further-than-stretching-distance cupboard if you remember, or if not, when you notice it's missing.

stop it im feeling faint.. not the vistors roll heathens Just pulling your chain.. get it huh huh?!

The bastards.

have them shit in the garden OP

oikopolis laughing soo much i think i just did a wee comedy gold! this has made my night, sorry op

Hello there
We are going to move this thread to our Etiquette topic
Do hope you can get the support you need there.
Best wishes
M Towers

Was it patterned?

Or does it have David Cameron's face on it?