A guy pulled into a crowded parking lot at the Shopping Centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure his dog Becky had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and he wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
He walked to the curb backward, pointing his finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car, a sexy blonde female, gave him a strange look and said,
"Why don't you just put the handbrake on?"