Rude snowmen

[titchy]

Has anyone had that email that's apparently going round with three pictures of a 'rude snowman' competition?

Please post a link - none of my friends has it and I'm dying to be the first to send something funny (normally the last!)

TIA

Don't know the Snowman joke - How about this:-

Its Christmas Eve and this chap is on a rooftop about to jump off.

His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job and he owes
thousands of pounds to the bank.

Just as he finishes his prayers and closes his eyes, ready to jump,
Father Christmas taps him on the shoulder

"Are you OK?" asks Father Christmas. The man explains why he is so
miserable and gets ready to jump.

"Stop!" shouts Father Christmas. "It is Christmas; I will grant you
three wishes to solve your problems on the understanding that you will
grant me a small favour in return!"

"Would you?" the man replies. "That would be wonderful!!...Thank you,

Father Christmas promises him that:

1. You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in her
   sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness and longing for your return,
   she will have no recollection of her new boyfriend.

2. You shall go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk and continue with
   your work. Your salary will have increased by 50%. Also, nobody will
   have any recollection of your sacking.

3. You shall go to your bank and you will be ten thousand pounds in
   credit, you will have no outstanding bills.

"Oh thank you, thank you!" says the man. "What is it that I can do for
you?"

Father Christmas asks the man to drop his pants and bend over.

After a quite brutal rogering, which made his eyes water a little,
Father Christmas asks the man how old he is.

"36" replies the man.

"Ho, Ho, Ho, You're a bit old to believe in Father Christmas aren't
you!?" Chuckled the fat gay bastard in fancy dress

whats the differnece between snowmen and snow women....

snowballs!

Kaz09 - very good. Gonna tell dh this one - he'll appreciate it.

hee hee

I shall never eat an ice-cream again!! my dm never told me that was where it came from.

hee hee!!