This lady is due to turn 50 and for her birthday she asks her dh if he will pay for her to have plastic surgery "down below". He agrees and she goes into hospital for the operation.
The next thing she wakes up in hospital a little bit tender. She looks around the room and notices 3 vases of flowers.
She asks the nurse "Where did all of these flowers come from?"
The nurse replies "The first bouquet of flowers are from your husband, he came in to see you when you were sleeping so he left them for you to see when you woke up".
The lady asks "And the 2nd bouquet?"
The nurse replies "Oh they're from the surgeon, this was the 1st time he had conducted an operation of such precision, and he's delighted with the results, so he brought you the flowers."
The lady asked "And the 3rd?"
The nurse replied "They're from Wee Jimmy from the Plastic surgery ward he says "Thanks very much for his new ears!!"