The ER -- The Track Clinic at the University of Milton North

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While everyone else is getting their thinking caps on

By thinking pure thoughts, my dear, as you always do.

Oh my goodness I fell asleep after my post last night I have a stinky headache this morning though.

Right Maud, next time I'm in town I shall let you know beforehand and we can meet for tea and cake?

Some lovely vids for me to watch today, thank you.

Well, Maud's last post was rather nice to wake up to this morning shame it wasn't the ReAl thing [ grin]

Agreed Spiro, that would have been very nice to have woken up to.

That Sexy Back video never gets boring does it?

Boring is certainly not the word I'd use to describe it, Small.

Now ladies I need your help. Can you find me some really really twigletty pics to convince a friend of mine that the Man is really an elf?

I would look myself, such an onerous task, as we all know, but she is a good friend. However RL is mad for me today.

here's ears for you Massive

or here

or even

here

Hope these are helpful. It was tortuous for me having to look throught these.

Perfect, Small! but do feel free to keep them coming, everyone else.

Your noble self-sacrifice is truly appreciated Small. That first one was particularly pixillated. Yum!

ha ha this one is even better!

SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pixiesque

and here

do you need more?

ooooh Twigs, where's the competition entry? I'm sure Mr Small wouldn't mind me going on a date with an ugly 'potato face'?

Maybe Rupes could take us both, I'm sure he wouldn't mind. Mind you, if he brings the ukulele with him then he's all yours...

I take it we are looking for Twiglet pics? Funnily enough, I nearly posted Small's 'this one is even better' pic the other night, with the caption "The Twiglettiest Twiglets You've Ever Twigletted" but PC crashed and I didn't bother go switch back on.

Twiggers, gulp at the idea of the competition. TBH I wouldn't want the Man to feel he had to do this, it's a bit humiliating and besides I have never won a competiton in my life

Small, these are fab. He looks like a proper little woodland elf in that last one, in his camouflage outfit.

That very first one is my favourite so far as it also illustrates that innocent look he is so good at, it make him look otherworldly

You are right about that 'even better'' one, Twigs. Though the expression on his face is tougher, the ears are almost Vulcan!

Rupes take you both, Twigs?

If he has a ukulele, Maud will be on him like a duck on a June bug, even if she does decide she needs to put a bag over his head.

Massive, it is indeed humiliating. If not a little egotistical, too. I know these things are done to promote whatever-it-is-they're-promoting, or sometimes for charity, but it just seems a little "what a wonderful prize it would be, to win Marvellous Me as a date". I imagine it would actually be mortifying for both parties, in RL.

:o @ Massive's Rupes comment!

The only thing I consider a ukulele any good for is bashing my ears in, so that I never have to listen to it.

I don't mind sharing Twigs, might take two of us to handle the ego

Shame it's not The Man, I think I would have applied a billion times. Though if I'd won I don't think I would have the nerve to actually show up. I did note that James Nesbitt is also doing it. Maybe you could enter that one and spend all night quizzing him about how wonderful Thorin is?

I haven't read any of last night's stuff yet - you lot were busy! I told my friend about you all last night and she thought it was very funny :) She really likes The Man too but she thought me a little bonkers, I think. The thing is, we have a mutual friend who, and I have to be careful here, for fear of outing, is completely obsessed with other people in a similar way - but I mean worryingly so We tend to, um, laugh about that person (not as mean-spirited as it sounds, honest!) and always say how weird it is - but try as I might I couldn't get her to realise that this is completely different and she now wants to know when I am getting my tattoo :)

Maybe we should enter Maud in the James Nesbitt one?

Yes, Maud is quite keen on JN if I recall.

Twigs, I find it best to mention to real people (cos you lot aren't really real I know), they all think you are insane.

This may out me but what the heck. I ''won'' dinner with a minor sleb once, in a charity auction. I was trying to get the rate up as no one was bidding enough, and I was landed with it.

It was HUGELY cringe-making, I tried to insist I did not need to collect, but someow he felt obliged to deliver and so we both spent one of the most excruciating hours of our lives, watched with interest by the whole restaurant.

Oh MAssive please PM me and tell me more, that sounds hilarious!

Oh Massive, how excrutiating, I can imagine!!! Is there ANY way that you would privately PM us who it was, if we offer you vast amounts of virtual chocolate?! I quite understand that you probably wouldn't want to but if you don't ask you don't get, right? :) (Assuming it's somebody we'd now over here, that is).