It made me larf!
Two scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a
motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker
stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He
tells
them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls
but
will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but
is
unable to repair it.
Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the
scousers he has to leave.
"R hey lad" they say "gissa lift".
The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying
20,000
bowling balls. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage
to
fit in the back will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze
themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver
shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late
and
so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police
pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is
carrying to which he replies Scouse Eggs. The policeman obviously
doesn't
believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly
shuts it and locks it.
He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many
officers
as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so
many
officers.
"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched
and
the b***ds have managed to nick a motorbike already".