Just thought I'd share
Cardiff Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult
to handle.
Upon examination, the Zoo vet determined the problem. The gorilla was
on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the
species available.
While reflecting on their problem the Zoo management noticed Gareth,
a big Welsh lad from Swansea, responsible for fixing the Zoo's
machinery. Gareth, like most Swansea boys, had little sense, but seemed
to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Gareth was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have
a sh*g with the gorilla for £500 ?
Gareth showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, Gareth announced that he
would accept their offer, only under three conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. "
"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what was his third condition.
"Well," said Gareth........ "You'll have to give me another week to
come up with the £500."