Ungenuine salacious gossip anyone?

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Apparantly Johhny Depp has a 2nd penis, but TBH that would just be a bonus IMO.

Ans Katie Parry is already 38 weeks pregnant with identical boy triplets - all to be called Russell.

Elmo from Sesame Street is a coke fiend.

Bungle off Rainbow has a poo fetish.

Mr Benn has two wives. They are unlikely to meet as one of them is a cavewoman and the other is a Victorian.

Thomas the Tank Engine yearns to be a tube train, he can't stand steam.

And you don't want to know what I know about Snow White and six of the seven dwarves.....

Urghh, I could tell Mr Benn was like that, slimey banker looking type, visiting costume shops constantly.

LOL

thinking of starting a 'totally crap, non salacious' thread as well but I think it would be too popular.

Halleluja, at last a sleb gossip thread not in code

That other one is just a Nightmare and not worth trying to get to the bottom of! Take note hf128219.

You have made my day. THANKYOU

Alanis Morrisette is really female impersonator called Alan Morris who has an unoriginal line in stage names.

Graham Norton and Edward Norton are in a civil partnership.

Pope Benedict is a japanese-manufactured android.

Victoria Beckham has signed up for experimental digestive tract reversal surgery which will result in all faecal eliminations emerging from her mouth. Chris Moyles was the first to undergo such surgery in 1993.

Radio 2 DJ Chris Evan is actually a Lizard Man.

Jeremy Paxman had surgery to correct bollocks of exactly equal length. BBC colleagues were complaining of clacking noises as he walked down the corridors.

Kate Moss weighs 15 stone. It's all done with mirrors, she's really a heifer.

Michael Jackson is alive and well, and playing the part of Goofy at Disneyland.

George W. Bush has an IQ of 158.

BoF that explains his previous ire with Marks and Spencer then.....

Jiggery- you are stretching credulity with that last one...

I went a bit too far there, didn't I? Frankly no one would believe that. Except perhaps Dubya...though I'm not sure he can count to 1 never mind 158....

Katie Price is working with her surgeons so that she can gestate twins inside her breasts to save on further stretchmarks on her stomach.

One twin will be fathered by Alex Reid and one by Peter Andre.

Many of the alien creatures shown in Doctor Who are genuine aliens. They're usually kept at Area 51 in the States but they were flown over here under cover as extraordinary rendition flights.

Claudia Winkleman will be getting herself tattooed orange to save on fake tan.

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are having a post marriage affair.

Richard Armitage met with lawyers today about his distress over what he considers "Virtual Mass Stalking" The stalking is coming from a well known parenting forum which cannot be named for leagel reasons.

Simon Cowell is Robbie Williams' dad.

Simon Cowell's hairdresser weaves brillo pads into Simon's hair, then irons it and sprays a whole can of Elnett on it to perfect the look.

Robbie Williams is Simon Cowell's dad.

Snorbs is also correct.

Loose Women recruit all their 'panel' from the Priory - Fact

I heard Simon Cowell hates owls,

because he is the King of the Beavers in disguise!

Cheryl Cole ate my hamster.

i just got back from having a three way with Gerrard Butler and Phil Glenister.

It was at a swingers party and i bumped into shane ritchie in the corridor, he was taking himself and his friend "heather" into the S&M room.

Cheryl Cole ate my beaver

Cheryl Cole ate my hamster.

but having failed in her rehab sessions she threw it back up again

Madonna was the prototype for living cryogenic preservation, she was frozen about ten years ago.