- AT LUNCH, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON
AND POINT A HAIRDRYER AT PASSING CARS. SEE IF THEY
SLOW DOWN.
2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM. DON'T DISGUISE
YOUR VOICE.
3. EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF
THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT
4. PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL IT "IN"
5. WHEN TRYING ON CLOTHES IN A DRESSING ROOM, YELL OUT
"THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE"
6. IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS, WRITE "HITMAN
JOB"
7. FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "IN ACCORDANCE WITH
THE FORCE"
8. DON'T USE PUNCTUATION
9. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK.
10. SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THRU ORDER IS "TO GO"
11. SING ALONG AT THE OPERA
12. GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON'T
RHYME
13. PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA AND
PLAY TROPICAL SOUNDS ALL DAY.
14. WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON I
WON!"
15. WHEN LEAVING THE ZOO, START RUNNING TOWARDS THE
PARKING LOT, YELLING "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THEY'RE
LOOSE!"
16. TELL YOUR CHILDREN OVER DINNER, "DUE TO THE
ECONOMY, WE ARE GOING TO LET ONE OF YOU GO."