- AT LUNCH, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON
AND POINT A HAIRDRYER AT PASSING CARS. SEE IF THEY
SLOW DOWN.
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PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM. DON'T DISGUISE
YOUR VOICE.
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EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF
THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT
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PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL IT "IN"
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WHEN TRYING ON CLOTHES IN A DRESSING ROOM, YELL OUT
"THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE"
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IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS, WRITE "HITMAN
JOB"
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FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "IN ACCORDANCE WITH
THE FORCE"
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DON'T USE PUNCTUATION
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AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK.
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SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THRU ORDER IS "TO GO"
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SING ALONG AT THE OPERA
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GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON'T
RHYME
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PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA AND
PLAY TROPICAL SOUNDS ALL DAY.
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WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON I
WON!"
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WHEN LEAVING THE ZOO, START RUNNING TOWARDS THE
PARKING LOT, YELLING "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THEY'RE
LOOSE!"
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TELL YOUR CHILDREN OVER DINNER, "DUE TO THE
ECONOMY, WE ARE GOING TO LET ONE OF YOU GO."