HOLY WATER >> >> A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. >> They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, St. Peter asks >> the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" > >> >> >> >> She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with >> the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger > in The Holy Water and pass through >> the gate." >> >> >> St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you >> ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but >> replies, " Well once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says "OK, dip > >> your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." >> >> >> >> All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one >> girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the > >> front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush? >> >> >> >> The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I >> want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it." > > >