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Holy water - don't read if you're easily offended.

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DelGirl · 07/09/2005 22:43

HOLY WATER

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, St. Peter asks
the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one
with
the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger
in The Holy Water and pass through
the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you
ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant
but
replies, " Well once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says "OK,
dip

your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,
one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the

front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?

The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

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Merlin · 07/09/2005 22:44

shame on you DG!!!!

alexsmum · 07/09/2005 22:46

pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPARKLER1 · 07/09/2005 22:48

PMSL - and Delgirl I always thought you seemed so sweet and innocent.

DelGirl · 07/09/2005 22:49

I am !!!!!!!!!

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tarantula · 07/09/2005 22:49

PMSL sounds like my class at school

DelGirl · 07/09/2005 22:49

well, I don't really have much choice, do I lol!

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Merlin · 07/09/2005 22:50

One to tell DH mother I think (well just because she's catholic doesn't mean she can't see the funny side!!!!)

DelGirl · 07/09/2005 22:54

Yeah, I even think my mum would, she's catholic too. She won't be hearing it from me tho! How is mil btw?

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suedonim · 07/09/2005 23:02

My mum told me this joke, lol!!

Merlin · 07/09/2005 23:05

shes ok thanks - actually just realised that we should go up this weekend - cos otherwise it wont be for 6 weeks or so. Had her little op postponed cos of water infection which apparently she is susceptible to now until they sort out the blockage - but obviously can't operate while she has infection so bit of a vicious circle!

DelGirl · 07/09/2005 23:08

Glad she's ok. You'll be needing another break at this rate!

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