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Why are men happier?

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moozoboozo · 06/09/2005 14:47

Got this in an e mail today. It made me laugh, anyway

Why ARE Men Happier?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding


take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be
President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you
the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol
restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and
think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more
pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £3000. Tux rental-£80. People
never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional
well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A
day holiday requires only one suitcase . You can open all
of your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend.

Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its
color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only
have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can
wear shorts no matter what how your legs look. You can "do" your nails
a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
No wonder men are happier.

OP posts:
Coathanger · 07/09/2005 08:26

All so true! Lucky so-snd-so's!!

fairyfly · 07/09/2005 08:35

One mood all the time? hmmmmmmm

SleepySuzy · 07/09/2005 08:48

The world is your urinal. Oh yes.

They often s**t on you too!

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