I had a baby on the bathroom floor AMA

[TiffanyLampOn]

Not sure how many questions there could be here but I've just lost someone very very dear to me and I need a distraction tonight!

Why would it be lies? My third was born in on a hospital bed, within a few minutes of being put on a drip to induce labour. I buzzed the midwife to tell her baby was coming and she laughed, told me that I wasn’t even in labour yet, and walked back out. DD was born two minutes later.