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I'm wasting time on the Internet...ask me anything?

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Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:03

Fairly average 35yo mother of two, desperately avoiding having to use my time productively - ask me anything

Disclaimer: answers may not be helpful and/or accurate.

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usernamesarerubbish · 27/12/2019 15:09

Should I got for a nap? DH and kids are out .....

BarefootHippieChick · 27/12/2019 15:10

Can you suggest something for me to do? I'm also bored and wasting time on the Internet.

GoFiguire · 27/12/2019 15:12

Why aren’t you answering any questions?

scarecrowhead · 27/12/2019 15:12

What colour is Tuesday ? I say yellow, what say you ?

itcamefrombeckyvardyself · 27/12/2019 15:13

Why can I not eating or thinking about what I can eat next

itcamefrombeckyvardyself · 27/12/2019 15:13

Stop eating even

Ihatesundays · 27/12/2019 15:15

The cat has sat on me. We’ve had him 4 years and he’s only just started doing this so I can’t move can I?

Lordfrontpaw · 27/12/2019 15:18

Why did I pull at that snaggy bit of finger nail, and when will my finger stop bleeding?

eveshopper · 27/12/2019 15:25

Is it your birthday?

Are you 19 or 35?

Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:38

@usernamesarerubbish you should already be napping. If not, you have let everyone down.

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Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:39

@BarefootHippieChick I suggest watching the 'low budget Harry Potter' video on YouTube.

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Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:39

@GoFiguire because I'm an unreliable arsehole

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Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:41

@scarecrowhead Tuesday is peach

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Icedlatte · 27/12/2019 15:41

If you've taken your family on holiday (UK or abroad) what was your favourite destination and why?
Looking for inspiration!

Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:42

@itcamefrombeckyvardyself because you, like me, have the self-control and proper judgement of Kanye West, drunk.

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Icedlatte · 27/12/2019 15:43

What would your dream motorway service station have in it?

Mine would have a deli and a bakery, a nice coffee shop with proper slices of cake, clean toilets, a used book shop and a decent outdoor play area for DS. (Currently on a long cross country car journey!)

Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:44

@Ihatesundays if you move, you will be rejecting your cat's trembling, outstretched paw of cordiality, likely wreaking irreparable damage on his self-esteem. I think you know what to do...

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DeeZastris · 27/12/2019 15:45

Should I go to the pub or put a weeks washing away?

Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:45

@Lordfrontpaw because you are a masochist. It will stop bleeding when you have your feet up, watching a box set.

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BeeFarseer · 27/12/2019 15:46

What's the cleaning thing you're avoiding most right now?

Is a Jaffa Cake a biscuit or a cake?

Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:48

@eveshopper it was my birthday on the 19th, when I turned 35. I namechanged because I was going to write a bitchy, ungrateful thread about my DH not getting me a card, but then I remembered he'd paid for the nice mini break we were going on, so I decided not to be a dickhead in the end.

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Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:50

@Icedlatte ooh, good question. I very much enjoy a break to Pembrokeshire, as I have family there and the scenery is lovely.

I'm also a big fan of Blackpool, but rock willies and arcade machines can only be properly appreciated by the discerning consumer.

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Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:55

@icedlatte

Right, now here's a question

  • a KFC
  • a quiz machine
  • an M&S (for all my porcine confectionary needs)
  • very much not a WHS
  • car parking attendants who immediately clamp any Audi/BMW/Land Rover parked diagonally across two spaces
  • sanitary toilets, which don't do that auto flush thing while you're sat on them. I didn't ask for a bidet, thank you very much.
  • a Boots with a nice range of make up, so I can pretend I'm at the airport, rather than on my way to Swindon.
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Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:56

@DeeZastris the washing will still be there later, but our pubs are under threat of closure. Do the right thing.

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DeeZastris · 27/12/2019 15:58

You’re right. It’s my duty to save Britain’s poor beleaguered pubs.

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