I'm wasting time on the Internet...ask me anything?

[Itsmybirthday19]

Fairly average 35yo mother of two, desperately avoiding having to use my time productively - ask me anything

Disclaimer: answers may not be helpful and/or accurate.

Should I got for a nap? DH and kids are out .....

Can you suggest something for me to do? I'm also bored and wasting time on the Internet.

Why aren’t you answering any questions?

What colour is Tuesday ? I say yellow, what say you ?

Why can I not eating or thinking about what I can eat next

Stop eating even

The cat has sat on me. We’ve had him 4 years and he’s only just started doing this so I can’t move can I?

Why did I pull at that snaggy bit of finger nail, and when will my finger stop bleeding?

Is it your birthday?

Are you 19 or 35?

@usernamesarerubbish you should already be napping. If not, you have let everyone down.

@BarefootHippieChick I suggest watching the 'low budget Harry Potter' video on YouTube.

@GoFiguire because I'm an unreliable arsehole

@scarecrowhead Tuesday is peach

If you've taken your family on holiday (UK or abroad) what was your favourite destination and why?
Looking for inspiration!

@itcamefrombeckyvardyself because you, like me, have the self-control and proper judgement of Kanye West, drunk.

What would your dream motorway service station have in it?

Mine would have a deli and a bakery, a nice coffee shop with proper slices of cake, clean toilets, a used book shop and a decent outdoor play area for DS. (Currently on a long cross country car journey!)

@Ihatesundays if you move, you will be rejecting your cat's trembling, outstretched paw of cordiality, likely wreaking irreparable damage on his self-esteem. I think you know what to do...

Should I go to the pub or put a weeks washing away?

@Lordfrontpaw because you are a masochist. It will stop bleeding when you have your feet up, watching a box set.

What's the cleaning thing you're avoiding most right now?

Is a Jaffa Cake a biscuit or a cake?

@eveshopper it was my birthday on the 19th, when I turned 35. I namechanged because I was going to write a bitchy, ungrateful thread about my DH not getting me a card, but then I remembered he'd paid for the nice mini break we were going on, so I decided not to be a dickhead in the end.

@Icedlatte ooh, good question. I very much enjoy a break to Pembrokeshire, as I have family there and the scenery is lovely.

I'm also a big fan of Blackpool, but rock willies and arcade machines can only be properly appreciated by the discerning consumer.

@icedlatte

Right, now here's a question

• a KFC
• a quiz machine
• an M&S (for all my porcine confectionary needs)
• very much not a WHS
• car parking attendants who immediately clamp any Audi/BMW/Land Rover parked diagonally across two spaces
• sanitary toilets, which don't do that auto flush thing while you're sat on them. I didn't ask for a bidet, thank you very much.
• a Boots with a nice range of make up, so I can pretend I'm at the airport, rather than on my way to Swindon.

@DeeZastris the washing will still be there later, but our pubs are under threat of closure. Do the right thing.

You’re right. It’s my duty to save Britain’s poor beleaguered pubs.