I'm wasting time on the Internet...ask me anything?
Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:03
Fairly average 35yo mother of two, desperately avoiding having to use my time productively - ask me anything
Disclaimer: answers may not be helpful and/or accurate.
usernamesarerubbish · 27/12/2019 15:09
Should I got for a nap? DH and kids are out .....
BarefootHippieChick · 27/12/2019 15:10
Can you suggest something for me to do? I'm also bored and wasting time on the Internet.
itcamefrombeckyvardyself · 27/12/2019 15:13
Why can I not eating or thinking about what I can eat next
Ihatesundays · 27/12/2019 15:15
The cat has sat on me. We’ve had him 4 years and he’s only just started doing this so I can’t move can I?
Lordfrontpaw · 27/12/2019 15:18
Why did I pull at that snaggy bit of finger nail, and when will my finger stop bleeding?
Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:38
@usernamesarerubbish you should already be napping. If not, you have let everyone down.
Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:39
@BarefootHippieChick I suggest watching the 'low budget Harry Potter' video on YouTube.
Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:39
@GoFiguire because I'm an unreliable arsehole
Icedlatte · 27/12/2019 15:41
If you've taken your family on holiday (UK or abroad) what was your favourite destination and why?
Looking for inspiration!
Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:42
@itcamefrombeckyvardyself because you, like me, have the self-control and proper judgement of Kanye West, drunk.
Icedlatte · 27/12/2019 15:43
What would your dream motorway service station have in it?
Mine would have a deli and a bakery, a nice coffee shop with proper slices of cake, clean toilets, a used book shop and a decent outdoor play area for DS. (Currently on a long cross country car journey!)
Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:44
@Ihatesundays if you move, you will be rejecting your cat's trembling, outstretched paw of cordiality, likely wreaking irreparable damage on his self-esteem. I think you know what to do...
Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:45
@Lordfrontpaw because you are a masochist. It will stop bleeding when you have your feet up, watching a box set.
BeeFarseer · 27/12/2019 15:46
What's the cleaning thing you're avoiding most right now?
Is a Jaffa Cake a biscuit or a cake?
Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:48
@eveshopper it was my birthday on the 19th, when I turned 35. I namechanged because I was going to write a bitchy, ungrateful thread about my DH not getting me a card, but then I remembered he'd paid for the nice mini break we were going on, so I decided not to be a dickhead in the end.
Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:50
@Icedlatte ooh, good question. I very much enjoy a break to Pembrokeshire, as I have family there and the scenery is lovely.
I'm also a big fan of Blackpool, but rock willies and arcade machines can only be properly appreciated by the discerning consumer.
Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:55
Right, now here's a question
- a KFC
- a quiz machine
- an M&S (for all my porcine confectionary needs)
- very much not a WHS
- car parking attendants who immediately clamp any Audi/BMW/Land Rover parked diagonally across two spaces
- sanitary toilets, which don't do that auto flush thing while you're sat on them. I didn't ask for a bidet, thank you very much.
- a Boots with a nice range of make up, so I can pretend I'm at the airport, rather than on my way to Swindon.
Itsmybirthday19 · 27/12/2019 15:56
@DeeZastris the washing will still be there later, but our pubs are under threat of closure. Do the right thing.
DeeZastris · 27/12/2019 15:58
You’re right. It’s my duty to save Britain’s poor beleaguered pubs.
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