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I’m a farmer, ask me anything

354 replies

AskAFarmer · 30/04/2019 17:20

As title! :)

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AskAFarmer · 03/05/2019 09:20

What are your retirement plans?

Hopefully leave a capable child in charge, and then go off on cruises and long holidays round the world.

That’s the dream! But in reality, probably DH will be a cripple from his years of toil and I’ll be forced to run away with a younger model

Would you find it hard to leave the farm if it became necessary?

In theory - NO! Not at all. But in practice probably yes.

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AskAFarmer · 03/05/2019 09:27

Belle that’s really sad. Luckily that hadn’t happened where I live, most farms here are still secure family farms. When one if the little guys gives up and sells up, usually the neighbouring family farm will take on the land.

The fields are usually bought up by land asset companies, and then leased to agribusinesses who turn up with gangs of workers to plant and harvest cashcrops or throw up polytunnels. Other than that, and the occasional tractor / sprayer through the year, there's never a soul in the fields.

This^ will become more common though if the vegan activist/plant based diet brigade get their way.

Some people seem to have this idea that if we didn’t eat animals, they’d be able to live in peace and everyone would be at one with nature.

But the reality that doesn’t cross most of these people’s minds is that without livestock farming, we wouldn’t have livestock.
Without livestock, there’d be no grass. No fields. The only reason we have grass is to feed animals, either for grazing or growing silage.
Without the need for livestock fields, we wouldn’t need field boundaries, so goodbye hedgerows and associated wildlife.

We also couldn’t grow (anywhere near) enough food just by converting grass fields to wheat or something. You’d need hydroponics and polytunnels to even come close - millions of acres of them.

It’s quite frightening to think how stupid and short-sighted some of these people are.

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AskAFarmer · 03/05/2019 09:28

Almeria in Spain is a good example. Living the vegan dream! SO much better for the environment Hmm
Dimwits.

I’m a farmer, ask me anything
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AskAFarmer · 03/05/2019 09:29

Polytunnels you can see from space. Makes you proud to be human 👍

I’m a farmer, ask me anything
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AskAFarmer · 03/05/2019 09:30

BUT I DIGRESS Grin

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AskAFarmer · 03/05/2019 09:31

Also... you mentioned that subsidies make up 5-figures-worth of your income. Could you survive if they were stopped overnight? Sorry, I've lost track of what the government has said it will do re. farming subsidies when Brexit happens.

I don’t think they’ve said yet 😂

We’d be fine. Lots wouldn’t be though.

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AskAFarmer · 03/05/2019 09:32

OP, do you ride a bicycle?
Do you know any farmer who does?

Only with the children. DH is a competitive cyclist when he gets time.
Why do you ask? Intrigued!! Grin

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AskAFarmer · 03/05/2019 09:35

What's the deal with the Blacknose?

They’re the new micro pigs, basically.

They don’t do anything our native breeds don’t, but they look cute and wear bells round their necks and for some reason people go nuts for them so they’re very expensive.
However, LOADS of farmers have gone into them now, smelling ££££s, so soon we’ll have a glut of very average poorly bred VBs, and the fad will be over.

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AssassinatedBeauty · 03/05/2019 10:23

^Living the vegan dream! SO much better for the environment hmm
Dimwits.^

Only dimwit vegans eat the vegetables grown in these polytunnels? Wow.

BadnessInTheFolds · 03/05/2019 10:23

Thank you again, I lolled at running of with a younger model!
Fwiw I would read your blog Grin

AskAFarmer · 03/05/2019 10:29

Only dimwit vegans eat the vegetables grown in these polytunnels? Wow.

No not at all. Didn’t you read what I said?

If EVERYONE switched to a vegan diet, this would be the only way to provide enough food for everyone, and with no need for fields anymore that is how the countryside would look.

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AssassinatedBeauty · 03/05/2019 10:35

Why so touchy towards vegans and people asking you questions?

We are never going to be in a position where everyone or even a majority of people are vegan.

AskAFarmer · 03/05/2019 10:40

Why so touchy towards vegans and people asking you questions?

I don’t think I’ve been touchy to people asking me questions? Confused
As already stated, I have no problem with vegans. Vegan ACTIVISTS however, who would like to see the world on a plant based diet and livestock farming wiped out, I have a huge problem with, for aforementioned reasons.

We are never going to be in a position where everyone or even a majority of people are vegan.

Praise be!

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OVienna · 03/05/2019 10:43

Get a blog - OP!

AssassinatedBeauty · 03/05/2019 10:48

"Dimwits" isn't exactly demonstrating that you don't have an issue with vegans! Come on, you clearly think that anyone who doesn't eat meat is an idiot. No need to pretend you don't, this is an anonymous AMA.

DogHairEverywhere · 03/05/2019 10:48

AssassinatedBeauty, you have completely taken what the op said out of context and twisted it spectacularly. She merely said that if everyone ate a vegan diet, the only way to grow enough food to feed the population is to grow food using hydoponics and polytunnels. Then she showed a horrifying picture of what that would look like. At no point has she called vegans dimwitted. She was just saying that the idea that everyone could eat a vegan diet and the agricultural landscape would stay the same or improve is dimwitted.

DogHairEverywhere · 03/05/2019 10:53

Come on, you clearly think that anyone who doesn't eat meat is an idiot - What a ridiculous extrapolation from saying that the environment would not be improved by covering it in polytunnels.

AssassinatedBeauty · 03/05/2019 10:54

"Almeria in Spain is a good example. Living the vegan dream! SO much better for the environment hmm Dimwits."

from the OPs Fri 03-May-19 09:29:49 post. No doubt the OP only meant vegan activists, not all vegans...

AskAFarmer · 03/05/2019 10:55

Thanks DogHair

Assassinated I’ve added you to my list of dimwits. No, don’t argue - I used a Sharpie.

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AssassinatedBeauty · 03/05/2019 11:00

Thanks, sounds fun.

WeepingWillowWeepingWino · 03/05/2019 11:04

what's your view on deforestation caused by soya beans production, OP? According to the WWF soya beans are the 'second largest agricultural driver of deforestation worldwide'. As you know most soya beans are produced for livestock feed.

Fazackerley · 03/05/2019 11:09

AssassinatedBeauty, you have completely taken what the op said out of context and twisted it spectacularly

Yes, come on. She was very clear that this is what would happen if everyone converted to a vegan diet.

AssassinatedBeauty · 03/05/2019 11:14

"We are never going to be in a position where everyone or even a majority of people are vegan." - worth repeating. Not even the majority or a significant minority of people will be vegan any time soon. To discuss the situation where the whole population is vegan is a strawman.

Fazackerley · 03/05/2019 11:22

Well it's not really a straw man as I presume this is exactly what vegan activists want to happen?

Shmithecat2 · 03/05/2019 11:23

@AssassinatedBeauty, you should have coffee with Smotheroffive or Windowsforcheaters, I think you'd get on really well 👍