I've been to the Lerwick Up Helly Aa once as a teenager. To me its too big and commercial and I'm not too fond of the fact women can't participate other than cooking in the dance halls or attending as guests. I always found it a bit weird that the women just sorta sat there waiting for a squad to come in so they could dance, then sat and waited for the next squad. It's a great thing to see the procession through the streets though. 1000 guizers with flaming torches in January regardless of the weather.
I've taken part in Up Helly Aa in Unst (Uyeasound and Norwick) a few times in squads - no stupid restrictions just lots of fun and alcohol.
Winniesalot - Unst is a bit marmite I guess. Its properly remote - to get to the mainland its drive to ferry, ferry across to Yell, drive to next ferry, ferry across to mainland, then 45 min drive to town.
There's maybe 600 people living there. It can feel very cut off from everything, very insular. BUT its beautiful, very dramatic landscapes up there, beautiful sandy beaches.
I love it but I have aunts, uncles, cousins and friends there so always people to visit and things to do.
Do I know John Laurenson? I don't know.. which one? :D
drquin - If you ever go to Unst aim to go for Unstfest - loads of different things on.