I have been radicalised by the mn portal, AMA

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Have you got superpowers OP?

What's it like over there?

Can you see the colour sherple?

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Is the portal one way, once your in, your in, kinda thing?

Did you mean to become so radical or did the portal make you radical? Are you evil or did the radical portal make you evil? Oh, oh....can you come back out the portal and become Normal and not thinky again, or is it a one way portal?

Oh, sorry, forgot the question. Can you make a radical portal?

Is the entrance of the portal like the doorway of Stars In Their Eyes? I really need to know.

Or is it like the halter skelter (Jamie and his magic torch)

Surely it's just like a minecraft nether portal...

The MNether

Ooooo, is David in there with this sonic screwdriver on charge?

Dafuq is this?!!

It started as a nether portal, but I'm quite tempted to see what mods can be made to turn it into a stars in their eyes doorway, with smoke and everything...

No evil here. Evil is a religious thing in my head, very similar to the idea of a magical soul popping into a body

Marvellous! When you pass through the entrance of the portal are you stunning and brave when you come out the other side or still fat, hot, peri menopausal and a little bit angry about quite a lot of things?

"still fat, hot, peri menopausal and a little bit angry about quite a lot of things?"

Are you spying on me?!

Have I got the wrong portal? The one I went through looked like this

. I like this AMA. I have lots of questions.

Is loose 'lagenlook' clothing with pockets allowed? Comfy sandals? I'm fond of both. Can we take our bras off because they are fucking uncomfortable?

Pockets enabled and bra is well and truly off here in the white middle class middle aged radicalised peri menopausal MNether.

Is this portal like the one in Mr Benn where changing your clothes makes you something else?

Shove over witch. David is mine, miiiiine I tell you!
*swigs
*cackles from inside portal.

Vix I'm willing to share him, I'm very modern and pomo dontcha know!

Why have I never heard of lagenlook - I love it!
I just window-shopped hundreds of pounds away

Make sure you window shop cotton lagenlook not linen. Otherwise you will look hot, fat, peri menopausal, little bit angry and CRUMPLED. Unless passing through the portal automatically irons clothes. Then fill yer boots with luscious wafty clothes .

Don't watch it with kids looking over your shoulder, it's hot, hot, hot!

“Pockets enabled and bra is well and truly off here in the white middle class middle aged radicalised peri menopausal MNether”

Brilliant.

I’m wearing a gingham dress with not one, but two pockets. I am happy.
Have kept bra on. It’s Ewa Michalak, it isn’t coming off.