Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AMA

I’m a diplomat, ask me anything!

42 replies

SneezingDonkey · 07/07/2018 20:57

Within reason!

OP posts:
SneezingDonkey · 07/07/2018 21:36

Forgot to say, on recruitment, we also have an apprenticeship scheme (but for Home civil service, not for the Diplomatic Service) and you can also transfer from other government departments.

OP posts:
ThinkingCat · 07/07/2018 21:37

Wow - nine languages!

Bosabosa · 07/07/2018 22:31

So it is possible to get fluent as adult in another language? Wow!

iklboo · 07/07/2018 22:39

Do people mistake you for / assume you're a spy when you tell them what you do?

UtterlyDesperate · 07/07/2018 22:48

Are people with a history of mental illness and /or currently on antidepressants still barred from foreign service?

What other issues can cause someone to fail vetting?

SneezingDonkey · 07/07/2018 22:53

Iklboo - yes, and it’s as unfunny as the Ferrero Rocher. It’s always “Ha ha, I know what you do really, you can’t fool me Miss Moneypenny.”

OP posts:
SneezingDonkey · 07/07/2018 23:03

UtterlyDesperate - I wasn’t aware that they ever were, and I have been working in the Diplomatic Service for quite a few years. Hmm I’ve worked with someone who was bipolar (and very open about it), I mentor someone who has severe mental health issues (and has done since before they joined). I think when it comes to vetting, the best policy is to be honest.

Other reasons for failing vetting? I’ve never worked in vetting, but I would hazard a guess at links to a terrorist organisation? Gambling?

OP posts:
SneezingDonkey · 07/07/2018 23:04

I guess any activity that might make you untrustworthy, in a nutshell.

OP posts:
UtterlyDesperate · 09/07/2018 01:05

Yes, absolutely it used to be, although it was termed "history of depressive illness" - presumably, the thinking was that it would make you vulnerable or something. As was a history of financial problems or bankruptcy iirc- I'm going back to the 90s though.

At school, we were regaled every term with the story of a vetting visit where the person had stopped our headmistress once she said that the girl had been suspended for drinking and told her that he had no need to ask further questions as that had ruled the candidate out of consideration for the FCO. We all assumed this was a ploy to keep us in line, but in recent interviews, I've noticed they do ask a lot of questions relating to whether the individual has ever been drunk, whether you've ever seen them drunk etc. Perhaps we were all wrong Grin- though tbh, I think that would leave a small pool for recruitment if previous intemperance was a bar Grin And the QBP in my previous life was always famous for the drunken antics of the military attache...

I remember that Ulan Baator used to be the threatened posting for miscreants -where are diplomats threatened with these days if they don't the the line?

And- country advisories on the FCO website: where there's a country without UK diplomatic presence, does the info come from the closest countries where there are missions? And are countries without a presence more likely to be considered unsafe for all travel? Or is there not really much connection?

(Sorry - lots of questions!)

meditrina · 09/07/2018 08:52

Did you seek permission from your Head of Mission before starting this thread?

SneezingDonkey · 11/07/2018 20:43

@UtterlyDesperate - I imagine the worst posting these days is probably a Home posting! No-one can be forced to go anywhere they don’t want to go.

There is A LOT less drinking these days than there was back in the1990s. It’s not acceptable these days. I don’t know anyone who would even think of having a glass of wine at lunchtime now, whereas it used to be the norm, particularly on Fridays.

In countries where there is no resident representation, there is generally accreditation from a nearby post. These tend to be visited regularly, the press followed quite closely, and we might attend eg an EU meeting regularly to keep up with what’s going on in country. If you need consular assistance in a country where we aren’t resident, your first port of call should be the Honorary Consul, if there is one. If not, EU countries may help, or another commonwealth country.

@meditrina. No.

OP posts:
LynetteScavo · 12/07/2018 18:16

Do you have different number plates on your car? Are you immune from certain driving regulations?

(I was told this once when in Paris, when I asked why some cars had black number plates, it could just be a French thing)

PinkGardening · 15/07/2018 10:52

LynetteScavo yes, in other countries if your car is registered as a diplomatic vehicle its plates will be different to normal. They normally have D or CD on them. Its again due to diplomatic immunity!

ExploringRightNow · 27/11/2024 16:47

Hi, I wanted to ask do you get to pick which locations (Cities) your mission will be done in and do you get accommodation/relocation at each new location (inc, expenses & allowances)?.

SneezingDonkey · 29/11/2024 22:45

@ExploringRightNow gosh this is an old thread! Yes, they can’t force you to go somewhere. Expenses and allowances within reason.

OP posts:
ExploringRightNow · 29/11/2024 23:45

SneezingDonkey · 29/11/2024 22:45

@ExploringRightNow gosh this is an old thread! Yes, they can’t force you to go somewhere. Expenses and allowances within reason.

Hi thank you for replying to me, when on a mission will your accommodation be paid for or do you have to source this out for yourself?

OrchardBlack · 30/11/2024 18:43

Hi OP!
Are you still doing it?
I find it fascinating - I'm a police officer and always thought there's some transferable skills with clearance/people skills etc. But I'm terrible at languages 😫

Can I ask what the base salary is and if most things are expensed?
What's the best/worst country you've ever visited?

New posts on this thread. Refresh page
Swipe left for the next trending thread