I'm Tom Hardy. Ask me anything

[ThomasinaShelby]

But keep your fucking dresses on!

Fancy a shag?
I can do that with my dress still on

Is your name zipha?

Zilpha even!

Is your horse Psychic?

Why you always mumbling bruh?

There’s a strong rumour that you’ve recently bought a house round the corner from me, is it true?

Why are you so pouty did your pouting cause your awful awful mumbling in Taboo

Do you remember when we met? At the blag signing at rough trade?

Will you be at Snakes and Ladders this weekend?

Can I come and sit in your chair and tell you, you are loosing the war?

Would you fuck me?

Do you smell as nice as I think you do?

Are you afraid of Tommy Shelby?

Do you smell as nice as I think you do?

What? You mean like stale ale, pork scratchings and ball sweat?

I do mumble don't I? I even irritate myself with that

I probably smell of dog heman/shera the way i love them, I'm bound to

Dunno about all the indiscriminate fucks people are propositioning, I do have some standards you know

And I bloody luffs Tommy Shelby!

Tom, please stop doing the DeNiro face. You know what I'm talking about.

I don't mind if you smell vaguely of dog.

He does not smell of dogs. He smells bloody gorgeous. I have hugged him twice.

But even if he did, that would be fine

Do you care that my DD was your biggest fan till she watched Peaky Blinders and transferred her affections to Cillian Murphy ?
(She's 16yo and ver' ver' flighty )

That's what I heard from someone else whose met him IOwn. She said he smells absolutely gorgeous - of lovely aftershave.

How do you feel about middle aged women recording your ceebeebies bed time stories even though their child is a teenager?

Heman My boss met him and apparently he smells divine

Must be the Tom Ford then.

70isalimit I will graciously allow that, I'm a big fan of cillian too

Has anyone admired my recent tattoos?

I LIVE for the Middle aged women!! carry on

This is hilarious

I never saw the appeal of TH until the Paul O'Grady Love of Dogs episodes where the huge white AmBull was practically all over him.

So, TomHardy , do you wish now you'd taken them home (Titch the dog, not Paul O'Grady )