Me too. I've never read any of her books - the grown-up ones are not my kinda thing, and the HP ones are children's books and I'm not a child - I know, I know, that's a controversial and unpopular view but there you go😏
So when CoolforKats claimed JKR 'compares herself to Churchill'
I thought WTF?? and hoped somebody would explain what seemed like the most unlikely thing ever.
It was CoolforKats who provided the 'proof' with the full quote from JKR.
I can't believe CoolforKats genuinely does not get the joke - the formula 'if X then I am Y' is a known humorous device.
It's hard to explain humour to people who appear not to have a sense of humour, but here goes:
If Michael Carrick is a Premier-league-standard manager, then I'm a monkey's uncle!
does not mean that the speaker is directly comparing themselves to a monkey.
And when Dorothy Parker wrote:
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania.
she was not actually 'directly comparing herself' to the Queen of Romania, CoolforKats. That's the whole flipping point!
'if...then.. I am Winston Churchill' is the same formula, not a claim to be, or a direct comparison to, Winston Churchill.
Not everybody has a sense of humour - take CoolforKats, for instance - no, please take CoolforKats.. 