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Welcome to the Bluestocking! It is celebration time for everyone!

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MyrtleLion · 13/10/2026 18:05

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women’s pub. The sign on the door says CELEBRATION, in glitter, and the gerbils have been told they may use as much glitter as they like.

The champagne is flowing, and it is the good kind. Every bubble is perfectly fizzy, every glass is bottomless, and nobody wakes up with a headache or a vague memory of singing to a coat rack. You may toast as many times as you wish and remain entirely clear-headed, sharp-witted and ready to explain your point again, louder, with hand gestures.

The gerbil crew has gone all out. There are bunting-laden tunnels, a tiny brass band that knows many tunes and play them with total conviction, and a head gerbil in a waistcoat who will announce your achievement to the whole room if you hand over a sunflower seed. Several gerbils have been practising a synchronised pouring routine. Two of them have already collided with the canapés, and the canapés are fine.

Whatever you are celebrating, a win, a finish, a survived meeting, a Tuesday, pull up a stool and raise a glass. The corks are popping, the confetti is mostly staying in the building, and everyone here is on your side.

Any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road, where they are invited to cheer from a respectful distance.

Cheers, everyone. The next round is on the gerbils.

Previous thread is here:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5582462-the-bluestocking-where-we-look-forward-to-good-things-happening-both-soon-and-later

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Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very ent...

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ErrolTheDragon · 16/10/2026 09:19

Friday is our bin day, two recycling bins this week, big household and garden waste next week plus food waste every week. They used to get the first set at 7am sharp but since changing the bin combination recently they are a bit later - so I was awoken by their sound at a much more civilised 8:40 today.
We usually remember to put the bins out the previous evening though I’ve had a few pyjama’d dashes in the past.

AngleofRepose · 16/10/2026 09:27

Third cup of coffee. I really shouldn't, but I'm still bleary.

I stopped putting anything out the night before collection after a few mishaps (there's a pub just down the road, and if they don't collect on Friday, it all stays out for Saturday morning. Disaster waiting to happen). Why do drunk people think it's funny to hijack people's bins or use the food waste bins as footballs? Or people putting their dog waste into your recycling bin?

And all this in a small village! We all know who you are!

So, everything goes out The Morning Of now. Tiring.

Sorry, rant over.

MarieDeGournay · 16/10/2026 09:28

EdithStourton · 16/10/2026 08:59

@AngleofRepose I finally got to sleep at about 4, and woke up for good at about 7.30. I'm sure I can do the day just fine on 3.5 hours sleep...

They come at some ungodly hour for our recycling - we must be near the start of the round.

Sorry about the lack of zzzzzzzzz Edith, the Sleep and Dream Gerbils dept.have issues a statement to say 'Your sleep is important to us and we believe we are delivering the highest standard of customer care...'

Behind the scenes, however, it was a different picture:
'You were supposed to be taking care of Edith last night.
No YOU were.
No it clearly says you on the manifest..
Manifest? Manifest? what do you think this is, fucking DHL or something?
You had one job. One. It was to sprinkle EdithStourton with Magic Sleep Dust. You couldn't even manage that. Pathetic.
Pathetic? Who are you calling pathetic? I'll give you pathetic!'

It's OK, they patched it up in the end, and hopefully that means they'll get around to you tonight, EdithSmile

MarieDeGournay · 16/10/2026 09:32

ErrolTheDragon · 16/10/2026 09:19

Friday is our bin day, two recycling bins this week, big household and garden waste next week plus food waste every week. They used to get the first set at 7am sharp but since changing the bin combination recently they are a bit later - so I was awoken by their sound at a much more civilised 8:40 today.
We usually remember to put the bins out the previous evening though I’ve had a few pyjama’d dashes in the past.

She cried right from the heart
'You've missed me, am I too late?'
'No, jump up on the cart!'
😁

MyrtleLion · 16/10/2026 09:43

MarieDeGournay · 16/10/2026 09:28

Sorry about the lack of zzzzzzzzz Edith, the Sleep and Dream Gerbils dept.have issues a statement to say 'Your sleep is important to us and we believe we are delivering the highest standard of customer care...'

Behind the scenes, however, it was a different picture:
'You were supposed to be taking care of Edith last night.
No YOU were.
No it clearly says you on the manifest..
Manifest? Manifest? what do you think this is, fucking DHL or something?
You had one job. One. It was to sprinkle EdithStourton with Magic Sleep Dust. You couldn't even manage that. Pathetic.
Pathetic? Who are you calling pathetic? I'll give you pathetic!'

It's OK, they patched it up in the end, and hopefully that means they'll get around to you tonight, EdithSmile

Love this!

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AngleofRepose · 16/10/2026 10:06

Sweary gerbils! 😹

EmpressaurusKitty · 16/10/2026 10:54

My lovely sister has a chest infection & told me she was coughing most of last night. The antibiotics don’t seem to have kicked in properly yet.

Could Dr Bessie pop round & would the sleep gerbils put her at the top of their manifest tonight?

EdithStourton · 16/10/2026 11:24

<side-eyes Empress's sister>
Did she get more or less than 3.5 hours sleep last night?
If more, it's ME FIRST.
If less, I will grudgingly give her the top spot.

I think we should put Gillian in charge of the sleep gerbils... on second thoughts, by the time she's given them all a session in the fitness suite, they'll be too knackered to do their jobs properly.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 16/10/2026 11:48

Please select a gerbil & use GPS or what3words for the required destination.

This service is free of charge to Bluestocking patrons.

Welcome to the Bluestocking! It is celebration time for everyone!
Welcome to the Bluestocking! It is celebration time for everyone!
EmpressaurusKitty · 16/10/2026 12:02

EdithStourton · 16/10/2026 11:24

<side-eyes Empress's sister>
Did she get more or less than 3.5 hours sleep last night?
If more, it's ME FIRST.
If less, I will grudgingly give her the top spot.

I think we should put Gillian in charge of the sleep gerbils... on second thoughts, by the time she's given them all a session in the fitness suite, they'll be too knackered to do their jobs properly.

Can you go halves?

EdithStourton · 16/10/2026 12:53

ifIwerenotanandroid · 16/10/2026 11:48

Please select a gerbil & use GPS or what3words for the required destination.

This service is free of charge to Bluestocking patrons.

I'm away tonight so I'd better send my revised W3W off sharpish!

And o-kay, Empress, I'll share...

EmpressaurusKitty · 16/10/2026 12:58

EdithStourton · 16/10/2026 12:53

I'm away tonight so I'd better send my revised W3W off sharpish!

And o-kay, Empress, I'll share...

Kitty sends a slow blink to Brains & Batshit.

Welcome to the Bluestocking! It is celebration time for everyone!
EdithStourton · 16/10/2026 13:14

Brains wonders if Kitty would like to join her crypto-currency trading club.
She's trying to find a country that will let her open a bank account on the basis of her Kennel Club registration document and her vet records (as proof of address).

EdithStourton · 16/10/2026 13:15

MNQ have hidden my reply because it mentions c r y p t o currency.

Hedgehogforshort · 16/10/2026 13:21

EdithStourton · 16/10/2026 13:15

MNQ have hidden my reply because it mentions c r y p t o currency.

🙄

Thehorticulturalhussie · 16/10/2026 13:31

EdithStourton · 16/10/2026 13:15

MNQ have hidden my reply because it mentions c r y p t o currency.

GerbilCoin?? Please let it be GerbilCoin.

Boiledbeetle · 16/10/2026 13:33

ifIwerenotanandroid · 16/10/2026 11:48

Please select a gerbil & use GPS or what3words for the required destination.

This service is free of charge to Bluestocking patrons.

Ooh...

Sends location data

enter.cried.shadow

EmpressaurusKitty · 16/10/2026 13:44

Hedgehogforshort · 16/10/2026 13:21

🙄

Don’t tell me Kitty & Brains have set up another shady business.

Thehorticulturalhussie · 16/10/2026 14:09

EdithStourton · 16/10/2026 13:14

Brains wonders if Kitty would like to join her crypto-currency trading club.
She's trying to find a country that will let her open a bank account on the basis of her Kennel Club registration document and her vet records (as proof of address).

Dogger Bank

MarieDeGournay · 16/10/2026 14:11

Thehorticulturalhussie · 16/10/2026 14:09

Dogger Bank

brilliant😂

PrancingPanda · 16/10/2026 14:17

Hedgehogforshort · 15/10/2026 23:00

Not only that one might have a prolonged absence and upon return there is a bunch of new people and one is sitting in what was your bar stool lol

I need 2 bar stools - sorry but it's just the way I'm made. If you've seen a panda's botty.....
If the gerbils could design a double bar-stool, I'd be grateful

Thehorticulturalhussie · 16/10/2026 14:18

MarieDeGournay · 16/10/2026 14:11

brilliant😂

Huge fan of The Shipping Forecast here. Dogger will host significant wind farms in the future, there are 2 or 3 already.

Boiledbeetle · 16/10/2026 14:25

PrancingPanda · 16/10/2026 14:17

I need 2 bar stools - sorry but it's just the way I'm made. If you've seen a panda's botty.....
If the gerbils could design a double bar-stool, I'd be grateful

It's a work in progress. Here's their first prototype

Welcome to the Bluestocking! It is celebration time for everyone!
MyrtleLion · 16/10/2026 14:37

Boiledbeetle · 16/10/2026 13:33

Ooh...

Sends location data

enter.cried.shadow

Oh, very good.

Chapeau!

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PrancingPanda · 16/10/2026 14:43

Boily that is nice 👌such clever gerbils

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