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Does Bunbury have an orchestra?

305 replies

SelfPortraitWithEels · 07/05/2021 14:41

(Also, can just anyone start a Bunbury thread or do you have to be a Weighty Feminist? Apologies if so, I will retreat tugging my forelock.)

Someone mentioned the cornet. Can I bagsy the kettle drum?

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zzizzer · 07/05/2021 15:57

Could you lot watch yourself with those cymbals over there? There are lots of penises crawling the boards today and you know how sensitive they are to loud noises.

Igneococcus · 07/05/2021 15:57

Orchestras need an audience as well. I'm very good at being an audience member, never clap in intermissions, don't fidget, applaud enthusiastically when it is warranted, but I absolutely hate opera, otherwise I happily sit through even the most difficult new pieces of music.

Wrongsideofhistorymyarse · 07/05/2021 15:55

Can I play the guiro?

TinselAngel · 07/05/2021 15:48

Try out

TinselAngel · 07/05/2021 15:48

@R0wantrees

I'm going to spend the afternoon practising persed lips as my first steps.
I had a try put on some gigantic brass instrument when I was at school but the teacher decided I'd never be able to get the lips right.
R0wantrees · 07/05/2021 15:43

I'm going to spend the afternoon practising persed lips as my first steps.

TinselAngel · 07/05/2021 15:41

@Bordois

Can I have a go on the theremin?
I've seen John Otway play the theramin. It is a sight to behold.
SigrunGard · 07/05/2021 15:39

@R0wantrees- absolutely!

Delphinium20 · 07/05/2021 15:36

In honor of my father (a good man who taught me to change a tire), I will play his old clarinet-an instrument he loved until some rotten kids at his school made fun of him for playing a girl's instrument.

theThreeofWeevils · 07/05/2021 15:34

@FlibbertyGiblets

If we get sent somewhere hot and tropical then I'll bet I can dismantle a tortoise and repurpose as an Ocarina.
You - you - you FIEND, you, @FlibbertyGiblets!

Maybe we should work on a rendition of this. Or not.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XHrRxQVUFN4

Bordois · 07/05/2021 15:29

Can I have a go on the theremin?

TinselAngel · 07/05/2021 15:26

It'll be like in Porridge when they sing Christmas carols to disguise the sound of tunnelling.

Notagain20 · 07/05/2021 15:24

@R0wantrees

I've yet to learn the cornet so will happily stand aside for those who can.

I can manage a glockenspiel while I practice tootling at the end of the garden.

My only musical performance was the glockenspiel at primary school! I can still remember it and often think about giving it another go. Not too late to Make It Big in percussion I reckon
R0wantrees · 07/05/2021 15:23

Funnily enough, I used to play the cornet at school - lost count of the number of times I was told that girls didn’t play brass...

SigrunGard We should change that!

fishareboring · 07/05/2021 15:18

If we get sent somewhere hot and tropical then I'll bet I can dismantle a tortoise and repurpose as an Ocarina.

Grin

I can honk enthusiastically on a blade of grass. Mind you, it will probably get me banned from the gulag.

R0wantrees · 07/05/2021 15:17

I've yet to learn the cornet so will happily stand aside for those who can.

I can manage a glockenspiel while I practice tootling at the end of the garden.

FlibbertyGiblets · 07/05/2021 15:17

Hey a paper-and-comb kazoo would be easy to fashion.

zzizzer · 07/05/2021 15:17

Watch it lumum, there's only room for one triangle here and I'm already dinging it with fierce determination Grin

SigrunGard · 07/05/2021 15:16

Funnily enough, I used to play the cornet at school - lost count of the number of times I was told that girls didn’t play brass...

Igmum · 07/05/2021 15:15

An orchestra? Excellent. I could offer triangle and random tins filled with noisy things to shake and rattle if permitted. Could also hum enthusiastically. This gulag is getting better all the time

FlibbertyGiblets · 07/05/2021 15:14

If we get sent somewhere hot and tropical then I'll bet I can dismantle a tortoise and repurpose as an Ocarina.

persistentwoman · 07/05/2021 15:09

A quick cut and paste to attach to the music sheets before the orchestra starts:
The useful Bunbury Guide to Spotting Community Disruptors is constantly evolving.

The best research and advice is not to engage with community disruptors and trolls. As ever, if you suspect troll activity, report it to MNHQ.

Remember there are people out there who would like to silence us by fair means or foul.

This is a continuation of the Public Service Announcement thread :

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3944572-Bunburys-guide-to-community-disruptors-part-5?pg=40

If and when you see threads plopped into FWR, especially a curious repeat of well worn topics, maybe check for poster history before engaging. AS is your friend.

There are a number of posts/posters/threads that are reproduced on Twitter or Facebook to foment controversy using screen shots & flagging to either MNHQ to have threads or posters deleted.. Sometimes, it’s used to approach commissioning editors with ideas for articles. It’s a tiresome tactic that we always have community disruptor posters who themselves post the comments that they then highlight elsewhere as purported evidence of racism, religious intolerance, anti-men sentiments, or transphobia.

Some helpful links can be found in the ‘Break it Down for me’ and ‘It never happens’ threads but in essence FermatsTheorem recommended “that in the absence of a block/hide poster button, I suggest the following strategy (given that you're talking to the lurkers).

Do not name check the sealion. Instead, respond to a depersonalised paraphrase :

It is sometimes erroneously suggested that blah Blah is wrong for the following reasons (short and pithy). If you need more information re debunking blah, here's a link ."

Then (this next step is important to combat derailment) go back up thread to the last useful contribution to the discussion, make sure you do name check that contributor, and pick up the discussion from that point.”

EmbarrassingAdmissions · 07/05/2021 15:07

@DaisiesandButtercups

That’s ok EmbarrassingAdmissions I did a workshop on body percussion at a conference once. The gulag won’t stop the beat.
I knew I could rely upon fellow Bunburyists.

NB: I have a strong memory of a book/film/documentary about PoW/concentration camp that had a Body Orchestra as something that engaged people and maintained morale. However, I can't find it with a quick Twitter search but it would be such an odd thing for me to have dreamed up from nothing.

DaisiesandButtercups · 07/05/2021 15:04

That’s ok EmbarrassingAdmissions I did a workshop on body percussion at a conference once. The gulag won’t stop the beat.

DaisiesandButtercups · 07/05/2021 15:01

I have some maracas. Grin