I've just had a Green party person knock on the door.
Him: Just reminding you to vote
Me: Done it.
Him: Can I ask if you voted Green?
Me: No, I didn't.
Him: Can I ask why?
Me: Because Greens support Self ID
Him: Oh. What's Self ID?
At this point I'm thinking "You have pink and blue hair. You are humouring me" then "hmm, maybe he doesn't know. How do I explain Self ID in 30s?!
"
So after a bit of "Do you really not know what Self ID is?" it came out as a garbled...
Me: It's throwing women under a bus. You need to look it up. It's mixing up sex and gender, and will have all sorts of consequences.
Him: Oh. I didn't know about that.
Me: Really?! You need to read your manifesto. 
Him (sheepishly): Did you vote Labour then?
Me: No. I spoilt my ballot paper.
I'm quite surprised at how shocked he looked. Poor lad. Thought I was going to have to make him a cup of tea to recover.