Ahem, if I might refer you to a recent quote of the week...

gemmiegoatlegs ponders whether nowt's safe from style's prying eye: "...does fanjo plumpness go in and out of fashion, like skirt lengths and childbirth theories?! I would be so upset if my husband measured mine (visually of course, not with his B&Q tape measure)."

We don't do obscene, but we do do slightly risqué...

Any more out there?

Am so impressed that I haven't had to remind you all. Am having a Miss Jean B moment.