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Quote of the week?

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Flamesparrow · 27/11/2006 23:51

From WWW on the moon landing hoax thread...

"pmsl at 'rocket science isn't that complicated' ! oh so it's like that other stupifyingly simple trade, brain surgery, then?"

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Greensleeves · 02/03/2007 13:06
Greensleeves · 02/03/2007 13:03

By LLanFFransisco on Thu 01-Mar-07 21:34:23

"You can judge a nursery by it's walls."

It's perfect.

SlightlyMadScientist · 01/03/2007 17:51

from NOckney

SlightlyMadScientist · 01/03/2007 17:49

Thing is, it could be a 'flu (and not that 'flu that everyone gets when they just have a cold but want sympathy, or are in possession of a penis), which means it's much worse than a cold, but still essentially untreatable.

Hold on a sec & I will paste link to thread. Clipboard can only copewith one thing at a time

UnquietDad · 28/02/2007 15:59

My nomination!

By NomDePlume on Wed 28-Feb-07 15:55:58
How exactly do you get pregnant from snogging girls in pubs ?

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AbbyMumsnet · 27/02/2007 19:39

Am so impressed that I haven't had to remind you all. Am having a Miss Jean B moment.

MamaG · 27/02/2007 09:05

still think my recommendatino is best

HEIFER · 27/02/2007 09:03

MORE onfused
bendy iw as makign a very rare effort to eb understanding

Posted by Cod!....

FluffyMummy123 · 27/02/2007 08:42

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FluffyMummy123 · 27/02/2007 08:41

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MerlinsBeard · 25/02/2007 21:48

definatly that one! Sums up exactly what we are allowed to say and exactly how we all feel about that thing

SlightlyMadScientist · 25/02/2007 21:41

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From Marthamoo on the SWMNBN legal action thread...

NewDKmum · 24/02/2007 19:02

This is so true!

By fortyplus on Sat 24-Feb-07 18:40:35 thread in Chat 'When I was pregnant I felt...'

Pregnancy might not be an illness, but if you had half the symptoms and you weren't pregnant you'd think you were dying, wouldn't you?

MamaG · 23/02/2007 10:01

A very insightful comment below:-

By WelshBoris on Fri 23-Feb-07 09:35:52

I know for a fact there are some very cool lovely visitors to the tea shop, MamaG, Mellowma and Allie are all top notch birds.

from this thread

NadineBaggott · 21/02/2007 09:39

I vote for jimjams P&T thread quote further down this thread.

  1. I wholeheartedly agree and
  2. I just love jimjams
Pruni · 21/02/2007 09:19

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hunkermunker · 20/02/2007 01:00

Not that I want to post against my own quote...

But I liked this:

By marthamoo on Mon 19-Feb-07 11:13:51
It sneaks up on you though. One day: fine. Next day: trousers like Michael Jackson's.

from this thread: here about trouser length for boys.

RustyBear · 16/02/2007 21:32

I love this:

from "I've got that weird dizzy thing we had threads about before"

Chillout on Fri 16-Feb-07 20:47:04

Deja flu?

turquoise · 15/02/2007 20:22

This from the wedding stripper thread was my favourite of the week:

By hunkermunker on Mon 12-Feb-07 23:46:59

Just be aware that when people say "what a lovely spread" they might not be talking about the buffet...

willow2 · 15/02/2007 20:13

Don't start.

FluffyMummy123 · 15/02/2007 16:32

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KathyMCMLXXII · 15/02/2007 13:09

Oh ROFL @ MrsBadger and her sparkling grout.

OttergavebirthonValentines · 15/02/2007 12:16

lol at cods preoccupation with wank denials

JackieNo · 15/02/2007 12:08

How about MrsBadger's particularly thorough beauty routine:

"shampoo hair, apply conditioner, pin up, apply face mask, bleach grout, scrub with toothbrush, rinse grout, rinse face, rinse hair, wash body, emerge clean and gleaming with sparkling grout, shiny hair and unclogged pores.

where's the bad? "

From this thread .

Anchovy · 14/02/2007 16:09

On the what to do at half term thread there was a cracker from Issymum:

"I think there may be a special place reserved in Hell for a mother who swans off to her office in London for a whole week leaving her children in the care of someone she found at the 11th hour on the internet and whose references she hasn't yet managed to check."

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