They called him dad_security
he came from rank_obscurity
behind a mask he had to hide
of whitefoundation, badlyapplied
he seemed to want to make a name
which based upon a dubious claim
regretfully was giggled at;
he earned the label #total_twat
instead of what he'd waited for
(a hero in his little war)
and so it came, one August night
he found he could not win the fight
so wandered off to S&B
he had to start a thread you see
and now our Jeff knows where his friends are -
helping him find a decent cleanser.
#owned