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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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NoonAim · 20/08/2015 20:30

I'm not Jeffrey because I'd rather see the Lion King than go to a wedding.

But then I am quite old.

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed · 20/08/2015 20:21

Jeffrey lives in a magical place:

JeffreyNeedsAHobby · 20/08/2015 20:16

Can't imagine that name having many fans - Brian may yet make a come on yer back Wink

MaillotRojoPan · 20/08/2015 20:05

I'm not Jeffrey, as I could be Carl k.

PuppyMonkey · 20/08/2015 20:04

I'm not Jeffrey because it's not a great name really sorry. How about:

Jayden
Kayden
Kai
Chardonnay
Tresemme
Hattie
or
BarryConfused

Wailywailywaily · 20/08/2015 19:50

I'm not Jeffrey but I might be Mitmoo Hmm

MaillotRojoPan · 20/08/2015 19:47

Seems a good time to bring Jeff Vadar to the thread?

Hope this helps in the search for Jeffrey.

Intheprocess · 20/08/2015 19:43

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm a man who knows how to separate his colours from his whites.

BerylStreep · 20/08/2015 19:43

I'm not Jeffry because I remember TheDevilWears Prada and VinegarTits

MaillotRojoPan · 20/08/2015 19:40

Sometimes I admit to being Jeff Vadar, but just to end a particularly pointless discussion/debate/annoying argument with someone with limited listening skills.

PlayingSolitaire · 20/08/2015 19:36

I'm not Jeffrey because I know what to Wendy means, about Korean Ladies and Lemon Drizzle cake.

All the blank posts earlier freaked me out though! Shock

Fiderer · 20/08/2015 19:35

I'm not Jeffrey because ...

Last night I dreamt I went to IPOAT again. It seemed to me I stood by the iron gate leading to the drive, and for a while I could not enter, for the way was barred to me.

The Hall must be in a shocking state these days.

Deleted all my PMs yesterday, many great memories.

sunnydayinmay · 20/08/2015 19:33
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FruSirkaOla · 20/08/2015 19:19

I've finally got back in.

I'm really, really sorry, but I can't read through 450 odd posts - I'm nearly sobbing as it is, but ....

....I'm not 'Jfry' because I know about two women who fought over the last roll of Laura Ashley wallpaper in B&Q a few years ago Grin

HannaClotta · 20/08/2015 19:16

^^

howtorebuild · 20/08/2015 19:07

00100001 · 20/08/2015 19:06

sunnydayinmay · 20/08/2015 18:55

I am not Jeffery because I still can't post a blank post...

sunnydayinmay · 20/08/2015 18:54

iambungle · 20/08/2015 18:54

I'm not Jeffrey because I have pombears and a yoni!

Puffthemagicfanjo · 20/08/2015 18:49

I'm not Jeffrey, because I once started a thread involving bumsex and Centre Parcs.

I have an Uncle Jeffrey, but he mostly sells carpets.

SuffolkNWhat · 20/08/2015 18:45

Boo

EBearhug · 20/08/2015 18:36

I'm not Jeffrey, because I have an infected Bartholin's cyst, but I am not posting a photo for the sporners.

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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 18:29

I have never immac'd a baby - but i know someone who has!

I don't believe you. No one would be that stupid.

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