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DH has been cleansing his face ... with anti-bacterial bathroom wipes.

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ChristmasCabbage · 25/01/2016 14:34

We've always had face cleansing wipes in the bathroom cupboard that both DH and I use. DH isn't what you'd call 'metrosexual' and not at all into skin care. He commutes by Tube and uses the wipes to get off the grease and grime before a wash.

A couple of weeks ago DH started to complain that his skin was feeling dry and really sore. We put it down to cold weather and central heating and thought no more of it.

Since then, DH's face has seemed quite red at times. He's mentioned it being dry a couple of times and we've chatted and agreed that nothing's changed (washing powder, face wash, wipes etc.) so it must just be the cold snap.

Today DH has called me from work and said he's thinking of going to the Drs as his skin was burning last night and is really red today. He asked could I please go to the bathroom (I'm working at home) and tell him the name of the face wipes and wash as he can only describe them to the Dr as the 'green minty smelling face wash' and the wipes 'in the navy blue packet'- as I said, no real interest in face care.

I was a bit struck as our face wipes are in a white packet. The only blue packet we have in the cupboard is anti-bac surface wipes.

Yep, that's right he's been cleansing his face every night with anti-bacterial surface wipes for about three weeks. I would't mind but the anti-bac wipes have got a picture of a sparkling, clean white bathroom on the front. Not to mention the fucking words 'Anti-bacterial Bathroom Wipes'

Once I'd finished laughing, it transpires it's somehow my fault for not letting him know. Silly me, I thought he was a 30 year old man who was able to read.

Reminded me very much of fat balls, especially when DH commented that the 'face wipes' did actually smell quite 'toilety'.

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HixieRice · 25/01/2016 15:57

It can't just be me thinking this is an awful idea?

A number of years ago, exDH got out of the shower to ask which of two bottles was the shampoo Confused Is it a "too manly to read your silly bottles" thing?

DH has been cleansing his face ... with anti-bacterial bathroom wipes.
Valentine2 · 25/01/2016 15:57

Do you mind if I snapshot your complaint against him and send it to DH as it will help us a lot. He has been trying to be smart about using up my face cream (v expensive) and various options as if he knows what all of them do and in which order. This will be a good lesson.

DoomGloomAndKaboom · 25/01/2016 15:55

I would spend the rest of the day stating the bloody obvious, by doing things like handing him a fork at dinner and saying helpfully "it goes in your mouth" and passing him a glass of water "it goes in your mouth and then down your throat" and asking him to text someone "you do it with your phone" and saying "how was your day - you can answer with words, about your day" until probably I was divorced but it would amuse me.

Because he appears to need a little help.

bettyberry · 25/01/2016 15:55

I'd get some of those big white address labels and write 'shampoo' 'toothpaste' etc on everything like they do in nursery Grin

CorBlimeyTrousers · 25/01/2016 15:54

Many moons ago my grandad sprayed his armpits with my grandma's hairspray. And I once wiped my toddler's face with Dettol wipes in an absent minded moment. Oops. I did realise and washed it off.

ruby1234 · 25/01/2016 15:53

My DH used to cycle to work and used lip salve before he went to avoid chapped lips.
One day he picked up a lipstick and applied it liberally to his lips.
Nobody at work told him for ages - when he went and looked in the mirror he had a big red clown smile.......

crookedhooker · 25/01/2016 15:47

DH washed his hair with my exfoliating cream when we just moved in together because it smelled nice apparently. His head was itchy for weeks Grin. He hasn't used any of my stuff since mind.

FinnMcCool · 25/01/2016 15:46

toilety. Grin

DramaAlpaca · 25/01/2016 15:43

Oh sorry, the OP beat me to the link Grin

DramaAlpaca · 25/01/2016 15:42

Brilliant thread OP, has made me laugh out loud.

Fat ball thread is here if you want another giggle.

LeaLeander · 25/01/2016 15:39

Hilarious!

Please, link to fat balls story?

FuzzyScuzzbucket · 25/01/2016 15:39

My dp used bum wipes on his face. My niece still cracks up laughing when she thinks about it Grin

KaraokeQueenOfTheNorth · 25/01/2016 15:39

I'm on a train and I actually just laughed out loud at "big red face". Ha! I'm getting some odd looks.

Hilarious!!

Owllady · 25/01/2016 15:39

Please thank your dh for giving me a good laugh :o

MrsEdinburgh · 25/01/2016 15:38

At least he was minty fresh Grin

ChristmasCabbage · 25/01/2016 15:37

hangingout The fatballs thread: Enjoy

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MrsEdinburgh · 25/01/2016 15:37

Reminds me of the time DH mistook my face wash for shower gel. It was an Avon Anew facewash with minty smelling scrubby bits in..............guess who complained of a sore undercarriage Grin

Shelby1981 · 25/01/2016 15:36

ahahahahaha this is hilarious! his big red face LMAO

I am intrigued by fat balls? wtf?

3luckystars · 25/01/2016 15:35

My friend told me her SIL was cleaning the new baby with Milton Wipes. A small baby, cleaning its face with the Milton Surface wipes!!

Very funny thread, I hope your son is ok.

S0dabread · 25/01/2016 15:32

I just can't help wanting to say "should have gone to spec savers !! Hope he is better soon.

trulybadlydeeply · 25/01/2016 15:31

Slightly different, but my DS (19) just discovered he has been washing his clothes for the past few weeks with dishwasher tablets. He said on the plus side his clothes have been lovely and clean.

Flossiesmummy · 25/01/2016 15:31

Funniest thing ever. Men are so daft sometimes!

hangingoutattheendofmywick · 25/01/2016 15:30

Two things 1: he needs something for his big red face made me pee a little and 2: what are these fat balls?!

wickedwaterwitch · 25/01/2016 15:28

Pmsl

Roobix04 · 25/01/2016 15:27

Omg I'm dying! Grin That is too funny. Love that's it's your fault. I'd go to the chemist for him but make sure I said it was definitely him who'd done it and not you!

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