The Angry Pubes of Bumsnet

defends Stephen Fry from vicious attacks

Haha good news Melon

Cheesus crust you've nearly filled a whole thread. Dang!
About to read back now. XXXX

Haha spinning at the suggestion of sex it's come on again!

Mama, ooh that's spooky, fx she's right

Purdie, the outfit sounds perfect, you'll knock 'em dead

Sparkly, yes exercised early today as it's been a busy day. Beautiful sunshine here today.

Melon, really? It's stopping have sex, maybe that will make it start again.

Purdita About time signing up for the trial! We have been telling you long enough! Yes for the outfit sounds perfect! aye I had the welsh bird too.

Yes, Sparkly, I got a fabulous outfit from th'Asda: a structured, hidden-zipped, lovely necklined black dress, black tights, lightweight black cardie and black ballet shoes. Very pretty. Very funereal. Very Jackie O. Except for the sunglasses. I didn't buy them, coz i would look like a knob in an interview with enormo-shades on, innit.

I have signed up for the Clearblue Trial. Today I had my first unintelligible phonecall with someone forrin; I think she was Welsh. I don't care what anyone says, that language is an impenetrable nonsense

t'new thread innit

When's the next BFP rolling in?!

Mummy yes I thought may get a thank you note for taking part or some info but no. Just a screwed up box of the old style OPK! As I said before ungrateful it's free, better than a kick in the teeth eh! I still have dual sticks left though do you not?

MaMa love it. I totally have a preggo woman sense. I always know! This lady is clearly gifted like moi. You are next ..!!

Purds rain?! It's a Gorg sunny day here. Well, I can see it from the window! Ha. Did u get to asda?! Ready for Tomor?

Aux I also love a random fact. Keep them coming!

Oh I'd love QI if that fat c**t wasn't hosting it.

mummy magic me time and I shall be here day and night which would not be obsessive at all and rain useless factoids like spring petals upon you all.

I do purds but I got that off QI if I remember correctly! Ah useless wonderful QI factoids!
O-oooooh mama!

MaMa I missed your bit on your odd lovely lady next door! Maybe she saw the gallon of baby lube being delivered to your house?

Thanks for the support lovely ladies :) seems to have gone quiet now so hopefully it's over! Good to have you back Mama, also v exciting about your neighbour!

purds you were a Nethun? How did that work out for you?

MaMa, curb your apoplexy, woman! Somewhere on Netmums once a group of newly-diffeds were, in a totally serious fashion, celebrating the 'babies in our tum-tums!' I now use it in a sardonic fashion. Please don't retire. That sykick woman! Bizarre. Let's hope she's right eh?

Aux, how did you know about the Victorian pennis? I love facts like that. Do you read lots?

Can I stop DTD now then? Was going to do every other day just incase I ov'd late but couldn't be bothered last night in my relaxed post-yoga meditative state....

Mummy, I reckon you'll get pen-running-out angry pubes tomorrow.

I'm procrastinating. I ought to be en route to Selfridges th'Asda, but it's drizzling and it's that rain that gets you really wet

Ah mamapo it's nice to have you back!

Is 'tot in the tum-tum' a new socially acceptable way of expressing pregnancy? I may have to resign from this place. It's hideous.

Night what awful colleagues you have. How dare they!

Ooh, forgot to mention my own weird encounter. I saw my neighbour yesterday, she's a lovely woman about my mum's age. I've barely seen her for months and she explained that her husband has had a terrible run of illness and injury so she's been in hospital daily for months. Anyway, in the midst of her terrible story she stops and peers at me:
Her: You look different.
Me: ...no?
Her: There's something different about you.
Me: I guess my hair's grown out a bit.. it's gone a bit curly...
Her: No, not that.
Me: I've probably put on a bit of weight since I saw you last?
Her: No. [pause while she studies me intently] Are you pregnant?
Me: No! No, I'm really not.
Her: [skeptical] Hmm. Well, there's something.

!!! Probably pure coincidence but I'll cling to it like a drowning man clings to a life raft.

aux you are hillarious! We must see more of you!

Sparkly Yes that is what I got, but I did post my last week of wee off a week after I collected my last samply so thinking I may not get anything. I only posted it on Monday but was just wondering what my prize was - was hoping for more digital sticks and maybe a miraculous get-pregnant-quick plan from them...

Ah prog gel spark I seeee-eee! Better than prog cream? Leaves the hands smelling fresher?
purds you flatter me. I think? Ha!
purds mummy I'll have you know that a "pennis" is in fact a Victorian facial hair comb or brush. Since most Victorians were probably unaware of the word "penis" I doubt it caused the sort of hilarity that I assume might ensue amongst us moderns when you recall to your friend over tea and scones how you were confronted with your husband's pennis left unattended on your dressing table.

It was Jenny Packham Purds her dresses are all beautiful!

Sammy your opks behaved in exactly the same manner as mine this month. I strongly suspect the darker-than-control is the true surge.