The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

Awww kurama (hugs)

Remember, your not out until the witch actually arrives.

Hope you are okay x

well bfn for me this morning. please excuse me while I go curl up in a ball and cry for a few hours and wait for af pain ro start

wtf is wrong with me. I terrified that af will either turn up tomoro/not turn up but I still get a bfn. ffs! domeone talk sense into me

now do I put a pad on tonight just in case?????

Thanks kitty I'll go and twiddle my thumbs over there while I wait for Junes BFP! Sigh!

retroyoure still here too? How utterly pants (but selfishly god of the company) x

Eeeek I've not posted in weeks - bloody AF got me the bitch so technically I guess I should now be on the June bus but couldn't find one and wanted a natter. Vitals are ttc #1 cycle #5 - I think Mother Nature saw my shameful attempt at step parenting over the last fortnight and thought twice!! Urgh :-(

yay for mrsG

I'm choosing to believe otherwise and changing the data on my ff calendar so it agrees with me

Next cycle we are DTD every fecking day from CD 4 until I ovulate or fall over from exhaustion. I will catch this evasive egg.

The day before the spike is generally ovulation day as far as I've learnt. So first day of spike is 1dpo. That what FF says anyway.

Sorry retro I know you asked for the photo. I think the cat on my lap made me type kitty instead! :)

Interesting you get spike and opk together. I only tracked ov for two months but I always had a day or so in between.

Yey for digi bfp!!!!

Happy now

I get my temp spike the exact day I get my positive OPK. Is that normal? No pre-warning here.

English my temperature spike was 13/14 days ago, with positive opk a couple of days before that.

Kitty my frer this morning looks the same as yesterday's pic, a very faint pink line . But here's a digi...

mrsgingerbread I have been taking pregnancy vitamins for a few months and then vitamin b complex for 6 weeks which stopped the spotting I used to get before AF. well it did last month, this month it appears to have stopped AF. I am stopping taking these as they must be the cause.

I would kitty but I only have 2 clear blue ones left and skint till end of month.... im on crotch watch as af is due tomoro. cant help feeling excited as still feeling sick on and of this week hasnt been the normal pre af week.... I wanna see pics. ... of to google discusting things lol

What dpo are you Ginger?
When I have definitive proof I shall post a pic and give deets. But I think I'll also hang here for a while til i'm brave enough for the an threads.

Ginger, I know I'm not alone when I say I want stick pics please (and English when you POAS tomorrow)

English I have the same if that helps at all?

I poas this morning, but now will wait a few days before I do it again. :)

Everything I read say it's normal but quite frankly I'd feel a lot better if it fucked off! Yep, not poas today, brought a digi but scared to actually do it incase it doesn't say what I want it to. That how I knew the last ph was ending - it never wet beyond 1-2wks.

Thanks Retro

Not sure I am brave enough on the googling either...

Fingers crossed for you this month!

And obviously we need to christen all the rooms in the new house

From reading on here, brown goo in early pregnancy seems pretty common. If it's bright red it's time to get to the docs. Did you manage to hold off POAS this morning? More willpower than me

The brown goo was indeed very gross. And has me worried... But not much I can do.
Your custard cm sound pretty grim Retro, not sure I can stomach googling uterine cast!! Try not to think about wether it was a cp or not. No good will come of the worry... Focus on your pool table shagging!

Bloody hell, reading back for stats has me back to scrutinising my knickers for brown goo at 7dpo

Bit of a tmi here, so I apologise, but just after AF finished this cycle, as I was coming down with thrush, I noticed some big lumpy bits on my cm (I did warn you!). Hence the lumpy custard comparison. But this was more like blancmange skin texture, and a grayish white, and held it's shape. Having never had this the numerous times I'd had thrush before, I went a-Googling. I am now pretty sure it was some sort of uterine cast coming away. Only Google that if you're feeling brave and are not about to have dinner.

Not sure whether it was caused by a longer than average (40 days) cycle, or whether my 'false' positive might have been at the end of a chemical pregnancy? Don't know why but the thought of it having been an early m/c and not a false positive makes me feel .

Anyway, just thought I'd share the gross with you lot. Mainly as I have marking to do so I'm putting it off