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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Moving on to May...Lets get start acting like Spring rabbits for BFPs in May.

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cowbiscuits · 09/04/2014 12:23

So I couldn't find a May thread, so I thought I'd start one for all of us who have dropped off the April thread.

Aunty arrived this morning so I 've just started cycle 4. TTC #2. Just had a long cycle so if this is the same length my most fertile time will be over Easter weekend.

So I might go all pagan and invoke some Spring fertility goddess. Or something. Or piss on some sticks.

?? Good luck, Spring Goddesses.

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ChaircatMiaow · 01/05/2014 00:06

Thanks kitty (love your name btw)

toothachereturns · 30/04/2014 23:05

Genius!

kurama · 30/04/2014 22:44

looking good kitty
feeling sick and bloated with twinges tonight. comeon little bean!

KittyVonCatsington · 30/04/2014 22:34

I've started a new thread for May Day tomorrow here:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2067580-The-May-bus-sets-off-for-those-who-regularly-check-for-their-Cervical-Lucas-take-frolic-acid-shout-SYMPTOMS-throw-out-their-BastardSticks-but-then-buy-more-to-piss-on-and-just-want-to-be-upduffed

Hope to see you all there!! Rawr

MrsExtraOrdinary · 30/04/2014 22:03

Cervical Lucas goes hand in hand with frolic acid!

toothachereturns · 30/04/2014 22:01

I can't add a dragon from my phone App.

toothachereturns · 30/04/2014 22:00

Cervical Lucas is still making me chortle!

KittyVonCatsington · 30/04/2014 21:48

I don't think we can-love him too!!!!

I like to think that MNHQ have left him on since St George's Day, just for us

MrsGingerbread · 30/04/2014 21:47

Can you put the dragon picture in the name of a thread?I suspect that doesn't work. ..

Love him! Rawr!

KittyVonCatsington · 30/04/2014 21:43

How about, "The May bus sets off for those who check for their Cervical
Lucas, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed by the green penis dragon!!"

MelMc73 · 30/04/2014 21:37

Lucas should definitely feature on the new bus for May! And plenty of roaring dragons!
Feeling bloated tonight and super tired....still little twinges in tummy going on too....feels like something is going on...fx its implantation! Or maybe af making another stupidly early appearance. Only on cd19!

toothachereturns · 30/04/2014 21:30

Good luck for the morning Kurama!
See you all on the new May bus

lindamagoo · 30/04/2014 21:22

I'm off for an early night, I'm so excited about getting up in the morning to a lovely new bus heading out from the depot I hope May is lucky for us all

KittyVonCatsington · 30/04/2014 21:10

Ooooh, what shall we call the new May bus??? I think the words BastardSticks, SYMPTOMS and penis dragons should all feature (dancing round the maypole of course!!!!!)

lindamagoo · 30/04/2014 20:58

English I had it done on cd20 and i think ov was cd13 so 7dpo I guess, which would make af due on the 3rd so we will see. Will be good to know everything's happening on time

Brummiegirl15 · 30/04/2014 20:54

Evening all.

Hope we are all ok - am on cd 9 and Christ on a bike, I am bored of waiting!!!! DP is out on the beers tonight so might try the preseed and jump him - unless he can't remember his own name and is useless.

Peed on a OPK stick earlier - very faint line but think that might be a negative. Will just keep DTD over next few days. BFP due 18th May

kurama · 30/04/2014 20:49

hi everyone. hope your all ok.
were gonna need a new bus soon!
im gonna poas tomoro morn even tho im poss only 8dpo...... so tired today. nipples are hurting today... still feeling a bit sick every now and again

EnglishGirlAbroad · 30/04/2014 20:36

I will keep stalking after I finally get my bfp... happy to share the knowledge of my many a google search!! Also been sharing my fanny waxing knowledge this week - the fannys of amsterdam now have more brilliant waxers to tend to their bushes!!
Linda and what day did yo have the test done? If it was 7-8 days after cd13 then yeah I guess that would match with ov'g then.

wannabesedated · 30/04/2014 20:35

Thank you ladies! I do understand where he's coming from, I'm just having a little selfish, private whine that he won't know about. :D We already have DD age 3 so I shouldn't complain. I think he will come round but he wants to feel sure about the future, and obviously I want him to feel sure too. I've not been on the pill and last time I fell pregnant on the third cycle of half-arsed shagging so I think starting ttc feels like a big commitment to him in case it happens quickly. I think he will come round when he's ready.

Good luck to all - hopefully I will either be back among you very soon, or never see you again as you will all be upduffed by the time I have started trying. :)

theduchesse · 30/04/2014 20:22

Good evening all!
cd8 here and just bored. I want this cycle to hurry up so I can get on with swi and getting my bfp.

I have also wondered about stealth piac at work retro. The toilets at my work are quite busy so there is often someone waiting outside when you finish. I'm currently doing opk's only in the evening when I get home for this reason but as I get closer to likely ov day I know I'll want to test twice a day to make sure I catch the surge. I might have to stock up on some supplies I think.

Welcome to the may bus kitty. Lets hope your journey is short and your bfp is just taking a while to show up.

Spotti · 30/04/2014 20:14

poly's on the dragon a/n thread. I think she popped onto the April bus a few days ago to say hi but haven't heard much since by stalking the penis dragon a/n thread I know she's ok though

KittyVonCatsington · 30/04/2014 20:12

Poly's 'livin' it large' in the penis dragon a/n thread MrsE
Sending us penis dragon love I'm sure!!!!!

Might take inspiration from fancy and POAS on CD33 so Saturday "FRER" we come!!!!!!!!!

lindamagoo · 30/04/2014 20:03

Cd25 today English. And I agree with MrsE, you can't leave until we are all ready to leave

MrsExtraOrdinary · 30/04/2014 20:02

Has anyone heard from our queen of dragon penis's - polythenegirl?

MrsExtraOrdinary · 30/04/2014 19:59

English you are the fruit of all knowledge including fanny waxing and we all love you! Clearly you will be getting your bfp very soon but we will refuse to let you go so there's no arguing!

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