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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

989 replies

AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up Grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

OP posts:
Hooya · 18/08/2012 11:52

Woohoo practising that's just brilliant - this thread is doing a lot to help beat my post-holiday blues with all these BFPs!!

Grannyapple · 18/08/2012 11:41

Grrr...EOD, that should say! Heat is obviously getting to me...

Grannyapple · 18/08/2012 11:40

Wow...this thread moves so quickly...& huge congrats on all the BFP's..& gives the rat of us hope Grin.

Right EPD for us this week from Thursday...DH won't know what's hit him Grin

Practisingparent · 18/08/2012 11:36

OK, I POAS too, but it was a clear blue plus one, and line came up within a minute, so pretty sure now, still feel like I have to go out and get a digi one tho, just to graduate fully!

good luck the rest, your time will surely come!Wink

WingDefence · 18/08/2012 08:51

BLIMEY!!!! Practising that is wonderful news!!

I can't believe how lucky/blessed this thread has been these past couple of weeks in getting so many of us BFPs!

The EOD JSing method really does work!

You and Dysgu, come over to the grads thread ASAP!!

Grin Bear Grin

Practisingparent · 18/08/2012 08:28

Yay, will get down there!

fryingpantoface · 18/08/2012 07:58

Boots have £2 off clear blue tests

fryingpantoface · 18/08/2012 07:56

Practising! Congratulations!!

Woo! So, we'll have the same due date? Oh my gosh!

I'm genuinely thrilled for you. Grin

I'm sorry I caved, but yey!

Practisingparent · 18/08/2012 07:23

Im clearly having my own little conversation, and you lot are still in bed!

Practisingparent · 18/08/2012 07:21

Ok, now I can congratulate everyone I missed, river, dysgu, frying, and feel really happy for them!

By the way frying you let me down, we were meant to find out together! But very happy for you and the others, 4 in a row! Grin

Ok will have to get a CB digi today!

Practisingparent · 18/08/2012 07:17

i cant kid myself, that thats an evap line, its a proper looking line jst fainter than the other one!

Practisingparent · 18/08/2012 07:16

Oh. My.... There are 2 lines! one faint, but def where it ought to be! Am in complete shock!

Practisingparent · 18/08/2012 07:13

Hi girls, have not been feeling very positive here, I said I would test this morning, but the last few days, have felt its just too early to test as ERTD is only due on Monday. And Iv been going a bit mental every time I go to the loo, thinking ERTD is here already. Iv been trying to stick to a healthy diet, but cracked the last couple of nights cos I felt ERTD was definately on the way with cramps and stuff.

on a funny note, at work, my colleague (male) said there was something different about me, that I was glowing, and gave me a knowing look, I joked it off of course, but I couldnt help but get a little excited. (Random men must know what they are talking about, right?)

Anyway so I have PIAR this morning, cos of my pact with frying but dont expect any magic! Will go check....

Hooya · 18/08/2012 00:09

Hi Orange, i agree it can be overwhelming. This thread is very non-scary though! Just the right amount of useful info, minus the mental!

Off-topic, how many breakfasts can one person reasonably eat in a day? Already had one on the first flight home, and another in the lounge, but now the muffins are calling again!

OrangeLily · 18/08/2012 00:03

Thanks Hooya. All this info everyone seems to know is quite overwhelming by we're still young so we're just going to give it a go and see what happens over the next few years. Well in a month or so....(or three months if H gets his way!)

I like the wine rule here Smile

hehaditcoming · 17/08/2012 23:45

LOL

Hooya · 17/08/2012 23:38

Oops sorry cross post - welcome Orange, you must be excited!

And something - amazing news, did you shed a tear? Or several!?

notsoold · 17/08/2012 23:38

Congratulations frying....very happy for you :)

Hooya · 17/08/2012 23:35

Wow wow frying, congrats! I remember reading your posts when i first started lurking here, and really hoping things would work out, so pleased and excited for you!

I think the words 'lucky thread' are unavoidable at this point!

It's funny, my ERTD wasn't anything near as heavy as the one i had last month which was the frist proper one off the pill. But i'm sure it was too heavy to be implantation; (tmi alert) it was red not just brown, whereas i think implantation is only supposed to be brown. Plus i have no other symptoms, so i'm sure it was ertd. Quite apart from it being harder to conceive with a short cycle, i really don't want ertd every 3 weeks :(

Anyway this is only cycle 2 for me so i mustn't be greedy!

I feel quite silly, sitting here in a rather fancy business lounge on my way home from hols, grinninng from ear to ear at all the upduffedness on this lovely thread!

somethingwittynot · 17/08/2012 19:30

getting busy on the grads thread now! i love coming back here and seeing whats going on!

heard my beans heartbeat today at 12+1

OrangeLily · 17/08/2012 18:03

Ohhh I want to join in too but new DH says we have to wait until we have our new house! We're mid buying one though so hopefully soon!

Should I read all 32 pages of this thread or just come back when I'm actually JS. (Not that we're not now obviously.....but not in the right fashion!)

swimmingnotdrowning · 17/08/2012 16:39

Hooray! FX that we do empty the thread this month. How good would that be?

Kittenkatzen · 17/08/2012 15:02

omg congrats frying so pleased for you!! :)

any more bfps and the thread will be empty!

33andTTC · 17/08/2012 14:53

Oficial Clear Blue Congrats frying!!! :) :) :)

fryingpantoface · 17/08/2012 14:40

I just did a clear blue digital. Pregnant 1-2 weeks.

Which goes along with the 4 weeks tomorrow thing.

I'm actually in shock