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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up Grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

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somethingwittynot · 27/06/2012 16:01

yeah thats my DS oh i will def go and like that page!

southlundon · 27/06/2012 15:55

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southlundon · 27/06/2012 15:53

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somethingwittynot · 27/06/2012 15:45

thanks! im being a tight arse but if i was to win i wouldnt need to shell out for a bigger one!

fryingpantoface · 27/06/2012 15:42

Done it something!

fryingpantoface · 27/06/2012 15:41

Ha ha ha

somethingwittynot · 27/06/2012 15:41

vote for me! can you guys vote for my DS please so i can win a new changing bag Grin

topbannana · 27/06/2012 15:26

Just to decorate the new thread, I shall tell you the conversation I have just had with DH (who you will know has the threat of a visit to the wank clinic hanging over his head) I have just left the Drs having had a mole removed from my back. I was describing the Dr, who is LOVELY and who I think DH would like (being as he will need to be forcibly dragged in, it makes sense that he actually likes the Dr)
Me: Yes he was lovely, I think you would like him
DH: Hmmm, perhaps I should ask to see him then
Me: He even shakes your hand when you leave
DH: (after a short pause and in a peevish voice) I bet he won't shake MY hand afterwards
Me: (unnable to speak through hysterical laughter)
DH: (after a dignified and slightly pained silence) Well I suppose I should be getting back to work then.

Not sure what struck me as so funny but its nice that I we can find humour in of our situation :o

somethingwittynot · 27/06/2012 15:18

Grin doing it like something works! bent in half is best!

yeah its the tiny little blob on the right cant believe at my next scan there going to be a tiny little baby with a tiny little heart

southlundon · 27/06/2012 15:00

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fryingpantoface · 27/06/2012 14:55

South, I added you :-)

New thread! This is the first one I check whenever I click in threads I'm on. Sad or what!

southlundon · 27/06/2012 14:37

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:12

Ahoy! I used the first title I came up with, sorry to south, I couldn't find your suggestion (and now I just have, doh!).

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topbannana · 27/06/2012 14:10

Ahoy there, checking in for later :)