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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up Grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

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topbannana · 28/06/2012 18:23

I worry sometimes that if something happens to me, what people will think when they analyse my internet history and see what I talk about on here. I think I can honestly say I NEVER discuss our sex life in RL. Ever :)

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AWomanCalledHorse · 28/06/2012 18:19

Nicola, VBAC is Vaginal Birth after Casearean.

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NicolaHazel · 28/06/2012 18:05

Sorry to be thick...what's VBAC?

Lots of unknown acronyms! :-/

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AWomanCalledHorse · 28/06/2012 17:59

something, hopefully that's more positive for her! Good luck getting your VBAC.

south, so we, wait, should have more sex?! Yay!

Nicola, I was thinking the same thing! How odd that's we're all talking about ERTD & JS but wouldn't recognise each other in the street.

No JS here so far the last few days, DH is working lots & it's hot. Too hot.

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fryingpantoface · 28/06/2012 17:51

I've added you both :)

NicolaHazel · 28/06/2012 17:51

That's quite interesting to know, thank you :-)

Though my H2B has just worked out I'm now very unlikely to turn down DTD and has started to try it on far more often! We had an impromptu session on Tuesday, and I think I'm on a promise tonight too. Plus the weekend is on the way :-) Hopefully it'll be just the right timing as it's CD9 today.

Still seems odd being so blase talking about my sex life so freely, as it isn't something I'm prone to doing in RL!

somethingwittynot · 28/06/2012 17:47

if anyone added me on fb i accepted

southlundon · 28/06/2012 17:30

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fryingpantoface · 28/06/2012 16:21

That's fantastic! Brilliant news Something

somethingwittynot · 28/06/2012 11:31

So just seen my midwife and I got a shock! She looked after me whilst I was in critical care after having zac! She's lovely said I can try for a VBAC and sent my scan referal off! shes referring me to a consultant whos very pro VBAC and i might be booked for regular growth scan due to previous PET

fryingpantoface · 28/06/2012 10:48

Something, I can't add you cos im on my phone. My email is keeks 1987 @ gmail.com without the spaces of course

No js for me recently. My ds is teething again and im permanently shattered. Will make a move tonight

somethingwittynot · 28/06/2012 09:06

went to see LSIL last night things have been made out to be worse than they actually are. they dont actually know if it is the baby or not causing it but there is already spinal fluid in the brain normally shes just has increased pressure there (gotta love google) so shes having a lumber puncture today.

if anyone wants to add me on facebook its lettie head and profile picture is DS in his jumperoo

southlundon · 28/06/2012 07:37

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Practisingparent · 28/06/2012 07:09

Yay for somethings splodge, thats a bit exciting!! Sorry to hear about LSIL (lovely SIL rather than Evil SIL)

Top You said some very wise words on the last thread, about being grateful for what you have, was heart warming... then I read your conversation with DH about wank clinic and pissed myselF! Grin

My DH is driving to Germany tomorrow to catch a glimpse of the tour de france. Someone tell me why its important to drive thousands of miles, to watch some cyclists race past in a matter of minutes! So JS will cease till monday, hope Im not OV. Will try and jump him again tonight.

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 19:33

Grin Cheers south, stupid me has never realise what 'convert links automatically' means! To answer your question on last thread, not in Sydenham, used to live in Crystal Palace & have mates around there so I can often be seen trying to push a buggy up Gipsy Hill!
I shall PM you my fb details.

fingers crossed for tomorrow's weigh in frying & looking forward(!) to shredding with you!

something, is SIL still in hopsital? Fingers are crossed for her. xx

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somethingwittynot · 27/06/2012 17:38

thanks everyone

fryingpantoface · 27/06/2012 17:32

I get weighed every Thursday. Monday sounds good to me!

I don't have any answers, but my prayers are with her something x

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 17:27

I have a dream...that one day I'll learn how to hyperlink, frying it's the best unisex one we've seen, can't see DH strutting about with one that says Yummy Mummy or some such shite.
Happy to start shred on Monday if you're up for it? I've got family over this weekend & I don't want to be huffing & puffing around the living room whilst my mum bitches about how fat I still am.
When's your SW meeting day?

something, I have no idea but that sounds horrible :( Hope it all works out for her. x

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somethingwittynot · 27/06/2012 17:22

so so worried my SIL ( the lovely one) went to a&e this morning with vision problems. they did a scan and it turns out the baby is pushing so far into her spine its pushing spinal fluid into the brain. she only 18 weeks. i dont know if they would recommend a medical termintation or what?!

fryingpantoface · 27/06/2012 16:52

I'd not thought about a gp. I'll make an appointment and see.

We have that changing bag! It's actually amazing. Flipping love it.

I also have that DVD. Shall we do it together?

SW is going ok, should have some kinda loss!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 16:48

frying, is there anypoint speaking to GP about it?
Hope it's just water weight & you're not getting bigger..how's the SW going?

I've just got my Shred DVD in the post, going to wait until I PIAR next week before starting working on my belly...plus I broke my bastard toe yesterday, and because I've still got fat feet from being pregnant (I guess after 6mth, they're never going down) I can't fit any of my shoes. Argh!

something, I got [http://www.amazon.co.uk/BabaBing-DayTripper-Deluxe-Paternity-Satchel/dp/B006LZWXHQ/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1340811851&sr=8-6 this] changing bag (after rabbit ate the straps on my fabby Boots club free one), it's got enough space for everything so should be good for 2 babies? I paid £40 for it on eBay.

top Grin and it sounds positive, as in DH didn't run screaming from the suggestion of wank clinic. Hope it was just a benign mole?

Forgot to add shagging like something!? Arrrgh my stupid brain.
Hope work is going well south

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fryingpantoface · 27/06/2012 16:33

I'm still waiting for my fucking period to start. The implant was removed 14 days ago.

Im getting more and more bloated and Crampy and nothing is happening.

I'm on sodding slimming world and I'm sure all this bloating means I'm getting heavier.

so frustrated

somethingwittynot · 27/06/2012 16:01

i need a massive changing bag

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