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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up Grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

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NicolaHazel · 29/06/2012 17:51

Maybe no news / action is good news, something? Fx, anyway.

NicolaHazel · 29/06/2012 17:50

To be honest, Woman, I only started saying yes to JSing midweek recently as a) I felt bad for always saying no due to being exhausted from work and b) I knew we would need to up our game to get me up duffed and decided to get him used to it before it was essential so he didn't decide I just wanted sperm, ha ha.

He would do it whenever, even after a long day at work, and he has a physical job. Puts me with my pen pushing to shame! :-/

We were reminiscing over the multiple times a day from when we got together recently sigh. Doesn't happen now! :-(

It seems stress from work / life and extreme tiredness is prolific in here.

somethingwittynot · 29/06/2012 17:26

so update on SIL dont think its all the serious as shes been in 3 days now and they havent even done the lumber puncture yet and only sent her for a scan today. when i was critically ill after DS things were done straight away but who knows?

StuckInTheFensAwayFromHome · 29/06/2012 16:02

horse that is quality!!!! I am heading home now and will be putting Take That on full blast!!!

AWomanCalledHorse · 29/06/2012 15:35

Stuck, to paraphrase the Love Gods/baby-making force that is Take That; 'It only takes a minute stuck, to make a baby..make a bayyyybbbbbeeee'.
Have fun tomorrow morning Wink

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southlundon · 29/06/2012 15:30

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StuckInTheFensAwayFromHome · 29/06/2012 14:59

Sorry to hear the news of the BFN's...

Also feeling a bit blue - haven't done any JS since Sunday as we are both very emotional creatures and just can't do it if we're not in the mood or feeling tired, so I feel like its another missed month.

I don't do PIAR but I still feel just as down when ERTD turns up. This month its almost as if I know there will be an ERTD because I'm sure we haven't had enough sex.

Our usual habits are lots of JS at the weekend (i.e. don't tend to surface till lunchtime on Saturday and Sunday) but I'm a bit concerned that may not be good enough if my ovulation is happening midweek, when we tend to be busy and tired.

Have just read my post and decided its too depressing - need a positive attitude - so am going to Grin and think about how to have fun on our Saturday morning sesh tomorrow Blush

Hope everyone has a lovely weekend...

AWomanCalledHorse · 29/06/2012 10:16

at Guinea! Sorry about your BFN, a horrible way to start the day, I've been mooching & wondering where I've gone wrong...
Hope you & OH sort things about soon & if you're outside setting up today it stays dry! x

south, that will be my new rule...2 weeks late before I test. Think I might stop buying massive bundles of internet cheapy sticks so I'm not temped earlier.

Nicola, I wish DH was like your OH! He used to be but he's so tired recently (don't resent him for it, understand) it's very rare that we're on the same page...

frying, hope you're going away somewhere nice?
What's everyone up to this weekend?

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NicolaHazel · 29/06/2012 10:10

Sorry for your BFN, GuineaPigs :-(

And, Woman, I prefer night during the week, and it is normally morning or afternoon at weekends. It kind of works...he would have it whenever though!

fryingpantoface · 29/06/2012 09:53

Welcome back!

Well, the last time I had sex, it was 6 days ago. Now im going away for the weekend, rubbish! Roll on Monday and jsing

southlundon · 29/06/2012 09:51

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ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs · 29/06/2012 09:15

Hi all,

Not posted for ages as I've been really busy transcribing interviews for my PhD. Oh. The. Joy.

JS loads this month so have been quietly hopeful that we've been successful. ERTD is due tomorrow. I caved and did a FR test this morning. BFN. Sad.

After the extra 2ww last month and all the BFNS I told myself I was absolutely not going to test and now I remember why. From now on I am absolutely not going to test until I'm late. BFN are too sad. Not a good way to start the day.

Sorry for venting but OH and I aren't talking this morning so couldn't tell him, plus he doesn't really get it. Suppose I should get ready to go out, I have a school Fauré to set up!

AWomanCalledHorse · 29/06/2012 09:11

Hindustan!? Grin

Frying, well done on the loss so far.
south, good luck EOD! We'll be EOD next month too...
I caved and PIAR this morning (5 days early, hoping that effects thing) and it was BFN, needed to know before I open the bubbly on Sunday night to celebrate Italy's win Grin

Nicola Grin Glad OH is happy with trying!!
I wish DH & I wanted to JS at the same-ish times, I prefer afternoons or night before sleep, he likes it in the morning, does anyone else have the same problem?

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somethingwittynot · 29/06/2012 09:06

the month i got my BFP we didnt really shag that much stepped it up around DP birthday and when i thought i was ovulating and that was about it

NicolaHazel · 29/06/2012 08:37

Ha ha, south, the men in our lives live the benefit of trying for a baby...I reckon mine will be attempting every night soon!

Bless him...pig in muck now he's worked out I'll go for it every time it is offered as he LOVES JSing!

southlundon · 29/06/2012 08:27

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NicolaHazel · 29/06/2012 06:34

We had a laugh about that typo, top, prior to a bit of DTD last night. :-) Think I'm aiming for EOD this month...can't hurt!

My phone is a bastard for making words up. It seems all phones do it :-/

topbannana · 28/06/2012 23:49

I LOVE my iPhone but seriously, who designed a piece of technology that assumes you spell the word Hindustan more than the word honeytrap?!

fryingpantoface · 28/06/2012 23:03

Hindustan. Ha ha

Well, I've lost half a pound. Not very good. I kept to the diet, but I'm just so bloated!

topbannana · 28/06/2012 22:43

Shit me, a HONEYTRAP not a Hindustan Hmm

topbannana · 28/06/2012 22:41

I remember googling for a man to fit wire to the chimney pots to stop the bastard gulls nesting on them and coming across a child porn site :( When we reported it, the police seemed unconcerned but I was since told it was probably a Hindustan. In any case it was a most unpleasant surprise and consequently the gulls got another year of shitting down my chimney

AWomanCalledHorse · 28/06/2012 20:16

OOh babyjames, hope you & yours are all alright? We had muggy sunshine all day, can hardly believe the weather reports oop North!

top, I googled a film last night & somehow came across porn...the film was an awful horror called Evil Angel, and there is a porn site of the same name. Now my browsing history looks weird too!

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somethingwittynot · 28/06/2012 20:04

hehe thanks

NicolaHazel · 28/06/2012 20:02

Ah, thank you, Woman :-)

Fingers crossed, Something.

babyjames · 28/06/2012 19:33

Marking my place again :)

Oh my goodness did anyone have the floods today like I did here?!