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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up Grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 02/07/2012 21:29

shred (hope my hyperlink works), it's a workout dvd that's actually quite decent!!

Have fun tonight Practising.

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Practisingparent · 02/07/2012 21:26

Congratulations Guinea on your baptism (as in 'born again'?) I second Fryings question about what church? and Souths, whats shred?

DH coming back tonight, hopefully he is not too knackered to JS, Ive been looking forward to it!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 02/07/2012 20:52

south, ever since I was a girl whenever Pirlo's name is mentioned I have to say 'Piiiiiierrrrrrlooo!', it's annoying for me, people watching it with me & probably the great man himself.
But you're right, it's not SCWEINSTEIGER!!!!

frying, I did indeed shred & it turns out my pelvic floor isn't as good I thunk it was, so I'm off to look into ways of improving it Blush
If you didn't shred...wait until I've recovered & I'll hunt you down!!

No more ERTD symptoms here, so it's looking good for the thread!

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fryingpantoface · 02/07/2012 19:42

just checking.in! No ertd, still bfn, so we'll wait and see what happens.
Horse, did you do shred?
Congrats on the baptism Guinea! Which church? If you don't mind me asking

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AWomanCalledHorse · 02/07/2012 14:52

Congratulations Guinea on the baptism, hope it was a lovely, memorable day!

top, the best primary school in the area is CoE (and I wouldn't send DC to a religious school if I didn't follow the religion), DH was raised Christian & I was raised 'think what you want but you're Jewish'...so I'm another seriously considering going to a local CoE to see if it's for me/us.

Fingers are crossed for you Guinea on the ERTD-front, exciting that my symptom is your symptom!! Share the BFP if you get one Grin

south, yep Italy...although like you I love shouting German names at the tv!

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topbannana · 02/07/2012 14:43

Ooh guinea congrats on your baptism. DS goes to a CofE school (despite my heathen leanings) and DH was something of a God botherer in his youth (his words, not mine!) I was christened but have never "done" church until DS started to help out and I have begun to feel that we should attend more often as a family- time will tell :)
Fingers crossed to all of you who ERTD is late (or messing about) for Thanks

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somethingwittynot · 02/07/2012 11:16

eeeek a week till my scan! come on you lot pop out some BFP! Grin

ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs · 02/07/2012 11:13

Woman my tummy going hard was one of my first signs of early pregnancy!

Still no ERTD here ... Due on Saturday. I was baptised yesterday so was hoping that it would hold off til after that as I was fully immersed in a pool.

Keep alternating between a 'heavy' feeling and thinking its going to start any minute and not feeling at all like its coming. Ho hum, will wait for the joyful occasion and celebrate being able to drink for another month with a glass of Wine!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 02/07/2012 10:34

frying, don't forget to shred today! I will be this afternoon once DH gets in.

south, I started watching the football but gave up after the 2nd goal, too depressing to watch!

top wayhey for ERTD pissing orf. 'Where Willy Went' sounds hilarious educational! Luckily my mum spent most of my childhood pg so I understood sex & the results.

In symptom watch today; my tummy has gone 'hard' (IYSWIM?) & I'm having a few pressing pains so it seems ERTD is going to happen, I'll be more upset than previous months when it does as I've been 100% I'm feeling pg, IYSWIM again?

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topbannana · 02/07/2012 09:49

It's awfully quiet on here, I imagine it's the sheer volume of JSing going on that's preventing others from posting :o
south we are not into football but can definitely see the attraction of half time! Sadly we do not have a TV at the moment (strangely cleansing for the soul actually) which means DH has had to agree to find a pub showing the Wimbledon mens final if Andy Murray gets through- he was strangely accepting of this fact :)
Anyway ERTD has finally nuggeted off so my shag cape is pressed and hanging expectantly behind my bedroom door for later :o

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Practisingparent · 30/06/2012 22:32

Hope all those emotions are a good sign frying, I usually get very weepy day before ERTD, so might be a sign, hormones are at work (hopefully not cos of ERTD).

Same goes for you woman, love the symptom spotting!

Fx for you girls, we need a BFP to christen the thread!

Top Good Luck finding answers for those tricky questions, loving the reading material of choice!

topbannana · 30/06/2012 15:00

All these BFN's, this thread is not working the magic just yet. Perhaps we will have a landslide of BFP's further on down the line :)

ERTD is almost done so the only drinking at weekends not drinking kicks in from Monday. In a strange way I feel extremely grown up making such sensible decisions and choices, its a rarity I can assure you! Will then aim for EOD but we also struggle with the "being in the right mood" thing. I am keen that we don't become obsessive and stop enjoying it though DH could well take to it like a man obsessed so he can get back to mid-week drinking again!

We are also prone to staying up too late and then being too tired. I am a dreadful morning person and I struggle to raise the enthusiasm for morning JSing (though it can be a pleasant change once in a while) particularly as DH leaves for work just after 7am Hmm

Anyway we have just got back from DS's school fair and netball tournament with a bottle of wine and a 6 month season ticket to the local stately home. DH has gone to get rid of the evidence do the recycling and DS is reading "Where Willy went" a crass attempt to introduce an 8 year old to sex. We are quite open but the subject has never really come up, and I feel increasingly anxious about DS not being properly informed but cannot quite bring it up myself. So having fielded 50 questions about sperm, we are out to play football in the garden anything to get the topic off of sperm :o

fryingpantoface · 30/06/2012 14:22

Ha ha thanks Woman!

well, I poas, bfn. I'm an odd mix of happy and sad

NicolaHazel · 30/06/2012 13:50

Bloody hell...I just got emotional watching this:

And I'm not even post-OV yet. Bonkers hormones! :-)

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AWomanCalledHorse · 30/06/2012 09:43

frying, maybe you were crying at your bad taste in music Wink
Crossing fingers here that a BFP is on the horizon, would explain the lack of period after implant removal? I guess it would be worth waiting another week or 2 to test, but I luff PIAR so I'd test sooner (which is why I'm always so when I get my BFN's)!
Hope you're having a wonderful day, not jealous at all of the sunshine. Not at all.

Going on from Fryings crazy sounding; I feel so nauseous today Grin I haven't felt like this since early days of last pg. And, concrete evidence, I had a dream about having twins last night...I'll probably get ERTD in an hour or 2 & be really, really pissed off.

Practising, hope you have a nice DH-less weekend. I'll ask DH how he feels about running on empty for you!

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somethingwittynot · 30/06/2012 09:09

i was extremely hormonal for about a week before my BFP crying at four weddings and gavin and stacey! woke up the day before ERTD was due wanting coffee so i tested and BFP

fryingpantoface · 30/06/2012 07:35

Today I'm posting from my moms, bathed in sunlight, near the sea. Now that I've made you all - hopefully- jealous, I have nothing to add.

I'm in the north east until Monday, Monday night we've got a family thing, so will bump uglies on Tuesday probably.

I don't know how to describe this without sounding crazy, but here goes.

The day before I found out I was pregnant with ds, I was all hormonal and weepy listening to music, I was crying at Green Day!

As I've told you all, I'm massively hormonal. Yesterday on the way here, I was in floods of tears at the following songs

Don't be a hero - no idea the singer
Jenny don't be hasty - Paulo nutini
Deliver us - song from Prince of Egypt
Walking on sunshine - Katrina and the waves.

Odd songs to cry about.

The implant was removed on 12th, js on 19th, no idea when my period is gonna start. no idea when to test. or if I should.

Can't work out if I want to be pregnant or am hoping for my period.

ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs · 29/06/2012 23:45

Practising I read your post as 'my DH left his arm at work this morning' Confused...think I've finally lost it!!

OH and I have made up and celebrated with a JS, though just for fun not function! Hope you all get lots of JS in over the weekend.

South it is my DS school fayre (should it be fair or fayre?)...silly phone autocorrect. Tomorrow I shall mostly be face painting :)

Practisingparent · 29/06/2012 21:37

Sorry about BFN's too, I am also of the opinion that best not to test till properly late, I only ever keep a couple of test kits too, of course its easier to tell when you are late if you have a regular cycle!!! Envy

DH left this am and wont be back till Monday, missing him now... We had a good go of it last week, just hope i dont miss the boat this weekend! To be honest, Iv had to push my DH to do it so often already, he likes it regular but not EOD and certainly not ED, he feels like he's 'on empty'Hmm (He would kill me if he knew I was telling you all, ooops) Anyone have similar problem?

somethingwittynot · 29/06/2012 19:26

yeah thats what i think no major action is a good thing

Persuasion · 29/06/2012 18:10

Goodness you move quick. I'm keeping up with reading but have nowhere near enough time to post at the moment.

Sorry for those with BFNs. I'm going to PIAR tomorrow coz we're going to visit family this week and I want to know if I can drink or not. ERTD would be due tuesday so it's too early but I actually cope better if I test early and keep testing, kind of breaks it to me gently, and before the worst of the ERTD hormones!

Have a good weekend all Grin