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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up Grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

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southlundon · 05/07/2012 18:00

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mandasand · 05/07/2012 17:28

thanks so much for the further congrats! Thanks yesterday I had all sorts of pregnancy symptoms. today ... nothing! so far it's just one kind of worry replacing another! :-) hoping to see some of you over on the other side soon :-) xx

StuckInTheFensAwayFromHome · 05/07/2012 17:23

Quick hello - I still read a lot but don't always have time to post - but would like to say congrats to Mandasand...
We seem to be back to EOD here but I fear tis too late this month for my optimum pantsnot time! But hopefully we are in a good habit now of plenty of JS again.
ERTD due on Monday - usually pretty regular so will see if it arrives. There is a tiny spark of hope that maybe it won't Smile

topbannana · 05/07/2012 10:50

persuasion sorry to hear that but if it is a chemical pregnancy then yes, you know you both still work- it spurred us on no end (bizarrely)
DH is warming to his EOD task and the not drinking is not half as bad as we had imagined (though I bloody well expect results after this sacrifice!) When I came to bed last night DH was lying on my side of the bed. When I questioned this he said he fancied trying a new position and thought the other side of the bed was a good start- apparently he's been saving that gem for a while but kept forgetting to use it :o
He may be dropping in later on the way back from a job so I could hide behind the door, naked as a Jay bird except for my shag cape and pounce as he walks through- there is of course the danger that the shock could kill him :o

Persuasion · 05/07/2012 10:27

Hi lolly and tired hope you're both well? We're trying our best to join you!

ERTD got me late yesterday, a day late and (TMI) quite red so I'm wondering if it was a chemical pregnancy. I'm assuming it is and it's actually making me feel more optimistic, like top that at least things are working down there to some extent!

fryingpantoface · 05/07/2012 09:32

Another js last night. :-) baby was at mils, so we saw an early showing of Spider-Man, which is ace, and had a quiet night

somethingwittynot · 05/07/2012 08:39

we need more of you off the shagged out thread! tis quiet over there.

boobs are killing especially when they get squashed bending over to pick DS up.

southlundon · 04/07/2012 21:38

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fryingpantoface · 04/07/2012 21:10

Do it horse!
Still a bfn and no ertd. Bring on the wine

ChildOfThe1980s · 04/07/2012 21:08

Hi everyone! Welcome new and big congrats to Mandasand !

I am about mid-cycle now and may have OVd yesterday. I'm never sure cos I get very little pant snot.

Anyway, I think my DH is getting more determined than me to have baby #2. We are JSing more than normal, even when he's tired or ill, which used to be a no-go area.

lollypopsicle · 04/07/2012 19:43

Evening shaggers. I'm still lurking. Just popped in to say yay for manda and to shake horse by the shoulders ( gently given her possible condition!) and scream "P.I.A.R woman!!!!"

tiredteddy · 04/07/2012 19:42

Hi everyone! I still lurk to see how you are all getting on and if anyone's coming to join us on the other thread? So congratulations to mandasand the thread is called "shagged out viroids 4 over here" I think I can't do links. It's quite a quiet thread but nice and friendly. I am now 11+3 and got my dating scan on Friday. Feeling a bit nervous. Really hoping for lots of nice shiny BFP's for you all x

topbannana · 04/07/2012 14:35

The holy frail guinea?! I love the sound of that :o And bugger the BFN :(

And sorry about my random double post, I am having "issues" with my phone which seemed to take exception to DS leaving it on the dashboard in the south of France Hmm I don't suppose anyone has a spare (uncooked) iPhone lying about? :o

ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs · 04/07/2012 14:32

*not with it. Not 'no with it'...think this just highlights my point Grin

ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs · 04/07/2012 14:30

Woman I started replying to your post about church yesterday...so no with it! I agree with South about not feeling pressured. I was going to say that if a church makes you feel awkward about being there then find another church!

Congrats Manda fingers crossed I'll be joining you soon!

Frying eod means every other day...the holy frail of JSing I believe!

Did another test today and still a BFN, think my cycle has randomly messed up :( will just have to keep JSing I suppose.

fryingpantoface · 04/07/2012 14:04

Ok, what does eod mean?

It's lovely to see some newbies! When I first started posting on here I was worried cos I was joining an already formed group if you know what I mean. I shouldn't have worried! Let the newbies start jumping in too!

mandasand · 04/07/2012 13:44

thanks south! see you over there, soon?? good luck xx

southlundon · 04/07/2012 13:10

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mandasand · 04/07/2012 13:02

Thanks for the congrats everyone! I have a doc appointment at 5pm. Not sure if this is usual (I just phoned them up this a.m.) or because I am over 35!

So where do all the graduating JSers go? Is there a nice and laid back 'just preggers' list?! Good luck all - hoping this is good omen for the new thread! And thanks for all your support. I'm not sure I'd have got my BFP if I hadn't learnt all about pant snot on here! :) xx

southlundon · 04/07/2012 12:05

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topbannana · 04/07/2012 11:56

practicing I just laughed out loud at your TMI. I too get slightly "confused" but have never quite got round to mentioning it :o
south DH is starting to take better care of himself too which is great and also has the added benefits you mention! The not drinking certainly seems to free up vast swathes of time I had never realised was missing!

Practisingparent · 04/07/2012 11:53

Its a good approach, South but my cycles are so irregular , I literally have no idea when OV may occur. (But then I guess this thread is about less control, more JSWink)

Practisingparent · 04/07/2012 11:46

Im glad someone understands what dilemmas we face! Think I will check tonight (rest night).

Happy JS top, use the time wisely!

southlundon · 04/07/2012 11:42

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topbannana · 04/07/2012 11:28

practicing I just laughed out loud at your TMI. I too get slightly "confused" but have never quite got round to mentioning it :o
south DH is starting to take better care of himself too which is great and also has the added benefits you mention! The not drinking certainly seems to free up vast swathes of time I had never realised was missing!