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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up Grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

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CheerfulYank · 08/07/2012 16:09

What does pants snot mean as far as ovulation goes? I know next to nothing about the whole process; DS was a complete surprise! :)

CheerfulYank · 08/07/2012 16:05

He'll be 5 in about a week. :)

He was at his grandparents, running amok with his cousins. He tried to leap over the fire pit. :( There was no fire in it, but there had been yesterday, and his foot went deep down and some embers or ashes or whatever got stuck in his sandal. :( My poor guy!

Practisingparent · 08/07/2012 15:28

oh cheerful, poor DS, how did it happen?

Practisingparent · 08/07/2012 15:27

Welcome cheerful
Come on woman (am routing for you).

I was away last night for a 30th birthday bash (in a field!) and we failed to JS on Friday (and possibly thursday too, gaaah), I have definite gooey pant snot today, so not holding out any hope for this month really, and probably wont js tonight as DH is sick! (great timing!)Sad

However have found out that 2 of my best friends are ttc too, so will be a bit of a competition each month! Exciting times!

southlundon · 08/07/2012 13:46

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somethingwittynot · 08/07/2012 09:17

so EVIL SIL is due today! lovely SIL finds out the sex of her baby tomorrow and i see baby splodge on tuesday!

how has it been over here? i dont even feel like im pregnant and hope it stays like this until i feel splodge moving. my section pouch seems to of lifted and rounding off already! Shock

CheerfulYank · 08/07/2012 07:54

Thanks for the welcome, all!

We had to take poor DS to the ER today with a badly burned foot :( , and we were sitting on the hospital bed talking and watching TV and I had one of those moments. Where you think, I grew this person. :o

I can't wait to have another!

fryingpantoface · 07/07/2012 23:00

I think it is just hormones, but that's ok. I fully expect to be the last man standing on this thread!

Sounds like a good time was had by all!

topbannana · 07/07/2012 20:54

they are lovely south :)
Sadly the Seafood Festival was cancelled today because of the torrential rain but should be on tomorrow. DH and I managed to fill an otherwise DVD laden afternoon with a rather unexpected and very pleasant JS while DS was rejoicing in being allowed to watch a second DVD- cunning parents eh?!
So now its raining again but at least I have my promised trip to the pub to watch the tennis tomorrow :o

southlundon · 07/07/2012 20:00

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Persuasion · 07/07/2012 11:27

I'm ok woman ERTD just about clearing off so going to start JSing again. Sticking with EOD as something seems to have happened even if it didn't work out. Sorry for yoor BFN. Just keep testing alternate days I guess.

frying I hope something definitive happens one way or the other soon. I had so many pregnancy symptoms when I had my coil removed I was sure I was pg but I wasn't! I think now it was just all the hormones flying about.

Welcome cheerful that sound good enough to me!

fryingpantoface · 07/07/2012 10:46

Morning! So, js last night. Still no period, still bfn. Still feeling heavy and crampy.

today I've made a menu up until 26 when I get paid. It's a glam life

southlundon · 07/07/2012 10:12

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AWomanCalledHorse · 07/07/2012 10:01

Welcome cheerful!! Not protecting but not trying is good enough for us!

Oooh, sounds good Guinea! I've PIAR and got a BFN again, think I'll wait until Tuesday to do it again.
South fancy swapping pretty rural for crap London suburb Envy

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topbannana · 07/07/2012 09:57

Ooh I LOVE muddy wellies south and am very Envy of your weather. It has pissed down here solidly since bedtime. As it happens I am still in bed sulking and shaking my fist occasionally at the sky in impotent rage but to no avail. It looks like we will simply have to chance drowning in order to enjoy the seafood- though at least the queues should be short :)
And the idea behind the TVlessness was that we would spend all summer outdoors doing wholesome family activities instead of slumped in front of the box- pah!
Oh and welcome cheerful!

southlundon · 07/07/2012 08:39

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ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs · 07/07/2012 08:09

BtW welcome Cheerful :)

ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs · 07/07/2012 08:08

The weather is still awful here, just what I need with 2 DCs who love to be outside. They are terrible cooped up. DD decided to get up at 10.30 last night and wanted to go play on the trampoline...obviously the answer was no! Thought she might grace us with a lie-in today but she was awake normal time (where do they get their energy from? Confused)

We haven't JS for ages because dp has been really tired. Think we'll try tonight. Not that I think it'll be much use - still haven't had a period and I'm a week late now. Don't know what's going on with my body but its very frustrating [thought there was a smiley for this!]

Woman keep us posted!

CheerfulYank · 07/07/2012 01:47

Does shagging unprotected the last two times mean that I finally, finally get to join you?!

DH and I have decided to just get on with it as DS is almost 5. We're mot exactly trying, but we have stopped not trying I suppose.

AWomanCalledHorse · 06/07/2012 20:25

at teddy & lolly. No idea if I'll be joining you still, BFN this morning, no ERTD or symptoms of ERTD-ness. When should I re-test (because I have 30 tests..I'll do it everyday until I get my BFP). On the plus side I still feel like utter crap, which is either pg or dying of man-ish flu.

persuasion hope you're feeling ok? x

top, Grin hope you've been having some amazing JS! And have a good time on Sunday, poor Tsonga got a hit to the man bits today, hope Mrs.Tsonga isn't on this thread...he'll be out of action for a while.
I envy your tvless-ness (although it's fantastic for when you have a new born!), but DH luffs the tv/sky box.
Hope you manage to make the seafood festival, we've got a an open day at a local animal charity/working farm place on Sunday, would love it to be dry!

south, hope you manage JS tonight & you're not too tired.

frying, fingers are crossed.

Have a shagtastic weekend everyone!!!

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topbannana · 06/07/2012 20:02

Hurrah for the tennis south!! I made DH promise to take me to a pub to watch the final if Andy Murray got through (as we don't have a TV)
I don't think he thought it would happen and now he's stuck ferrying my tipsy body about on Sunday afternoon- happy days :-)

southlundon · 06/07/2012 19:04

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topbannana · 06/07/2012 14:55

Afternoon all, hope the weather is being kind to you all Hmm
JSing is going well here, DH has thrown himself into it with gusto since he's not drinking he has nothing else to distract him :o At the moment we are doing everyday though I'm not sure how long we can keep that up for! DH even threatened to "pop in" (cue raised eyebrows and winking) while passing between jobs- thank God he had an apprentice with him!!
Hoping to go to the local Seafood Festival tomorrow but the forecast is
pants- I have even tried shaking my fist in rage at the sky but at the moment, to no avail :)

southlundon · 06/07/2012 10:29

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fryingpantoface · 06/07/2012 09:59

Morning shaggers!

No ertd or ov for me. I thought the implant had been out for a month, but it was actually only just over three weeks. Feels like forever! So, if nothing has happened by next week, I'm going to go to the drs. Still bloated, teary, now crampy, and feeling heavy. Still bfn. It's a funny old world.

Plans for.today?