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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up Grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

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topbannana · 09/07/2012 20:09

Gosh it moved fast today!
Welcome newbies and welcome back old timers (that should cover it!)
DS's school was closed today due to flooding and several other things went tits up so we went to the village and let the kids play in the floodwater while we stood around and gossiped about loss adjusters and flood water.
Its quite an eye-opener when you see children enjoying the simple things but DS and a couple of school friends spent a happy couple of hours running, jumping, splashing, kicking and eventually lying in the water Hmm They tried desperately to get the cars that snuck through the police signs to splash them but every driver seemed to have an aggravating amount of courtesy and they were thwarted :o Even the old folk commented how lovely it was to see them having fun.
So tonight we will probably JS in order to keep up our EOD mission (which we have so far managed Wink) Hoping school is open tomorrow but its not looking good so perhaps another day rolling around in the road is on the cards!

NicolaHazel · 09/07/2012 19:12

I'm good, kitten, glad to see you back :-)

Are you raring to go now?

I was on a roll call, but have vanished, so here goes:

Name: NicolaHazel
Location: Southport
DC: None
TTC: 1.5 months.

fryingpantoface · 09/07/2012 18:51

Name: fryingpantoface
Location: north west
DC: 1 ds almost 10 months (eek)
TTC: since 12 June :)

fryingpantoface · 09/07/2012 18:49

Hi!

Today I got all my hair chopped off. It's really short, but not Butch short. Iyswim.

I love gaming! I couldn't get into skyrim, but like fable.2, borderlands, etc.

Kittenkatzen · 09/07/2012 18:05

at nicola, how are you my fellow muser?!

I really really want to love gardening.....I do ok with pot plants and have some chilli plants and herbs doing well on my kitchen windowsill, but when it comes to the actual garden, just thought that I even need to get the lawnmower out is enough to make me AngryAngry

Yay I'm on the old roll call Smile

NicolaHazel · 09/07/2012 17:52

Ooh...kitten is back! :-)

My hobbies are going to the occasional gig, and I like baking too. Though not sure I do it often enough to count as a hobby!

If we had a garden, I'd enjoy that...that's an after-wedding move though.

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redstrawberry · 09/07/2012 16:47

I recognized you from another thread kitten cupcakes sound like a good deal - buttercream frosting for moi please :)

I lurve gardening too woman its so therapeutic when TTC - its a good stress buster.

south roll call is a good idea. How do we do this?

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AWomanCalledHorse · 09/07/2012 16:16

Kitten, I luff gardening. I have a patch in my best mates garden so I get my fix.
My DH used to play WoW but doesn't have the time for it anymore, currently I'm playing Skyrim (big game where you go around a country killing dragons, helping people & sometimes stabbing them).
south never really got into any PC game aside from Broken Sword (ye olde point & click solver), you have any to recommend?
TTC is the best hobby red Grin, DH normally eats the stuff I bake/cook & I don't get a look in!

Kitten, I get what you mean about waiting tc.
We've done the maths & we couldn't afford to have more than 2, so it's hard working out when is the best time to have another (Dh wants no more than a 3 yr age gap, I want a million children so we're just going to see where our ttc takes us).

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Kittenkatzen · 09/07/2012 15:55

red I will bake you some cupcakes if you come and sort out my weed jungle back garden - deal?! :o

Kittenkatzen · 09/07/2012 15:54

Thanks for the welcomes :) south I was last on here early June I guess....around the time that "doing it like something" was coined as a phrase iirc :) and tiredteddy had just got her bfp around the time I stopped posting I think....

Tbh, although I disappeared because we agreed not to ttc for a few months, we've kind of just muddled along still JSing sans contraception, so I think I'm just going to pick up counting as if nothing happened.

horse sorry ertd got you :( mean of your body to play tricks on you like that - you should punish it with copious amounts of Wine - the hangover will teach it a lesson!

Oooh what games do you play horse? I haven't played in a while, but I went through a stage of playing WoW fpr a couple of years a while back......only 1 of my rl friends knows this though, and she laughs every time she remembers! Blush. Apart from that I LOVE to cook too, especially baking....I mae a mean cupcake if I do say so myself!

redstrawberry · 09/07/2012 15:44

haha Grin i need to read properly before I reply! i'm a bit ditsy south in case you haven't figured that out already!

hi kitten and frying

ah sorry about ERTD awoman! Hobby wise I am into the green fingered gardening thing. never got into the baking craze but i love eating baked goodies :) errrmm reading is another one ....does mumsnet and ttc obsession count?

southlundon · 09/07/2012 15:39

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AWomanCalledHorse · 09/07/2012 15:04

Guess who got ERTD instead of a BFP? Arses...bollocks & bugger. I felt more pg than I did in the early months with DS, I think I'm just going to stop symptom spotting & get back to JS.
It's irritating that once I started paying attention to dates blardy ERTD decided to turn up a week & a bit late, stupid body!

Cheerful, hope DS is ok!

Welcome Jazz & red and welcome back Kitten!

Random question for you all, what are your hobbies?
DH asked me what I liked to do aside from cooking & video gaming (only things I seem to enjoy doing on a regular basis) & I had nada (exercise doesn't count!)....so what do you lovely ladies do with your spare time?

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southlundon · 09/07/2012 14:43

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Kittenkatzen · 09/07/2012 14:41

Hello lovely JSers, please may I come back and be in the gang again?! :o (

redstrawberry · 09/07/2012 11:49

hi south love strawberries and they are red - :)

How long are your cycles jazz?

I love the term pant snot haha - i have been furkling around down there but haven't seen any this month. had copious lots of it last month, but no EWCM this month. Does this mean I can still ovulate and get preggo?

southlundon · 09/07/2012 11:39

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JazzAnnNonMouse · 09/07/2012 11:31

Can I join? Trying to conceive dc2 Smile dd is 10 months old.
Dont want to get obsessive about testing for ovulating etc so just having lots of sex Grin
I can feel myself itching to wee on a stick! My last period was around the 6th of June - when should I test?

fryingpantoface · 09/07/2012 11:29

Hi red! Welcome to the gang

redstrawberry · 09/07/2012 10:37

Hi I have been lurking on this one for a bit, can I ? I am on cycle 3 of trying to conceive my first. Hopefully this will be our month.

topbannana · 09/07/2012 08:45

Eeew, don't look while eating cheerful!

southlundon · 09/07/2012 08:32

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NicolaHazel · 08/07/2012 21:40

Oh god...don't send her to the website with the weird fingers!! It's just wrong!

StuckInTheFensAwayFromHome · 08/07/2012 21:35

hello all and big waves to all JS'ers

I'm still here as ERTD hit me today. I kind of felt it was coming as I was my usual PMT emotional mess on Friday night and everything felt the same as normal.

Had a lovely day on Saturday though meeting a friend's 9 month old and there was lots of talk about TTC! A little too much information from my friends tho and in the interest of our thread I will also share with you!!! Grin Apparently they'd been trying for 4/5 months and the one that worked was when she stuck her finger in his bum and wiggled his prostate and apparently he had the orgasm of his life!!! We were all killing ourselves laughing in the restaurant (including the dad!) and I really hope no one overheard. It may have worked for them - but I am just so not into doing that!!!!

cheerful yank it might be the previous version of this thread with the link but there's a website out there that shows you the different discharges over the course of a monthly cycle and if you have the clear jelly like one, then that's the best time to go for it!!!