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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up Grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

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Kittenkatzen · 10/07/2012 21:52

Oh top please say that's your website :o:o:o

Totally agree the all stars winner was a terrible choice - The girl I really wanted to win got knocked out a little earlier, but even so the second place girl would still have been a much better choice And ohhhhhh Tyson Beckford is the most beautiful man isn't he?!

Well DH just asked where in my cycle I am, so I have a feeling there may be some swi in the kitten household tonight :)

Practisingparent · 10/07/2012 21:51

Welcome notsoold

Practisingparent · 10/07/2012 21:50

Oh dear, no js here for a while. Was sleeping by the time js crossed my mind last night.

How do you have angry sex? Confused If Im angry, js is the very last thing on my mind, and DH would never touch me if he knew I was mad at him(which he would).

Oh, and we too have been known to geocache ...(trudge across boggy fields with dd in back carrier) good times!Grin

i have not watched Next Top Model for years, my guilty pleasure is 'the bachelor', new series started 2 weeks ago! Yay!

Like the new name wing

notsoold · 10/07/2012 21:43

Dh loves the js approach ....

notsoold · 10/07/2012 21:41

Hi may I join here? I have been lurking and waiting for my first af after erpc ....it seems to take forever!!!!
Anyway I read loads of threads but because I am so lazy...js seems the way to go..
I am 41 and will ttc dc number 3 after a long gap.
Sorry if long....
I love bintm and antm but then I love anything on the telly loser yes anything but soaps...

WingDefence · 10/07/2012 20:46

Hmm, never had angry/annoyed sex... DH is out (again) tonight, just at a neighbour's for a couple of hours but I think I'll jump him when he gets in no matter how tired I am.

I watched the All Stars season, missed the last ep but I had already been spoiled as to the winner and I can't say I agreed either so I didn't mind missing the finale. Goodness knows what spin Tyra will put on the next one.

Thanks for the geocaching hints Top and I wouldn't worry about being found out unless you use that name (and its unusual spelling) elsewhere eg on a personal twitter account. Eg Is this your website
Grin

AWomanCalledHorse · 10/07/2012 20:25

How has, with all the BINTM talk, Tyson Beckford not been mentioned once?! Even straight as a ruler DH admits he's a damn fine man...I've had to series link as I forgot it had started!
DH went from mocking me watching ANTM to being hurt if I started it without him Blush
Kitten loved the All Stars but thought the winner was a terrible choice (not spoiling for anyone still to watch it)!

CheerfulYank, which Hockey team? I'm a big Red Wings fan (thanks to childhood misspent watching NHL when I should have been sleeping), the English Hockey League is decent but we've only got an 'AHL'-style feeder team nearby so they're not that inspiring to watch.
Wish we had a rugby team nearby too, will have to make do with football for now!

Love that we've got similar hobbies..and them some proper out-there different ones! Makes me feel even more inspired to find something decent!

Guinea, sorry to hear of your knee troubles!

wing, have some damn fine make up JS! Like everyone said, angry sex is great sex.

Jazz, it should work! Fingers are crossed for you.

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fryingpantoface · 10/07/2012 18:27

It should work jazz

JazzAnnNonMouse · 10/07/2012 17:34

Ok so I am cd unknown... Last period was around the 6th - if I tested tonight would it work or do I have to wait for the morning?

Persuasion · 10/07/2012 17:22

Welcome in disguise wing I've realised I'm obviously missing out on good trash TV, I shall go and investigate!

topbannana · 10/07/2012 17:21

wing there is a geocaching app for the iPhone or you can use the GPS if you have one. The app is (or was) about £6. We use it if we are out and about as it allows you to search for geocaches near where you are and I always forget the GPS
And yes, huffy JSing is shit. Sometimes I just cannot snap out of it and DH just mooches about pretending to be busy or worse, WHISTLING Angry :o
Also slightly concerned about the name changing thing now, never crossed my mind before but what if DH's daughter found me? Or my mother Hmm Or the vicar?! Blush

Kittenkatzen · 10/07/2012 17:19

hi wing! i used to play wing defence too about 100 years ago :)

I completely missed the Brit invasion series too so will have to check out never miss later. I wonder what the twist will be on the next series.....I loved the All Stars series did you guys watch that?

And seconding red's suggestion that angry sex definitely has some benefits :o

redstrawberry · 10/07/2012 16:25

hi wing i'm sure I know you from somewhere earlier Grin

oh no I have missed it? I have been so obsessed with TTC that everything else has taken a back seat. I will check out Never Miss thanks for the tip.

ps. annoyed sex is not a bad thing :)

fryingpantoface · 10/07/2012 16:21

Hey wing!

WingDefence · 10/07/2012 16:09

Hi all - as mentioned above I have name-changed (first time!). Couldn't work out what to have as so many of the user names on here are super witty and clever and Birdsong was already taken so here is my usual netball position ie where I can do least damage.

Don't worry about updating the roll call, I'll do that on the next thread.

And Red, the BritvUS cycle has already aired over here I think. Try going to Never Miss on sky.com and setting a reminder for when it comes on again. In face, I will probably do that for the next season anyway :)

~ Wing

redstrawberry · 10/07/2012 15:54

Congratulations Something!

A big ANTM fan - did it already start Shock? Is this the new cycle with the british and american one combined?

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fryingpantoface · 10/07/2012 15:18

Congratulations! yey

Kittenkatzen · 10/07/2012 14:42

:( I can't access the scan picture as work have blocked whatever site it's on - congrats though something, glad it's going well!

south any ideas when the next series of ANTM starts?

guinea booo to rubbish long cycles driving you round the bend....keep JSing though just in case!

somethingwittynot · 10/07/2012 14:02

just had my scan! baby splodge mesures 7.9mm making me six weeks and 5 days due the 28/2/13! my scan

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fryingpantoface · 10/07/2012 11:34

I love quilting! Just got a new sewing machine too.

No js for me last night. maybe tonight

ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs · 10/07/2012 10:02

BTW I LOVE BINTM and ANTM. I like to say that they are my one bit of trash TV but I'm lying. Can't believe it's started and I didn't know. I must rectify this immediately and series link it now. Have a good day y'all Smile!

ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs · 10/07/2012 09:59

Top I've been meaning to try geocaching for ages now as I think the kids would love it. You have inspired me and I will go and geocache forthwith at the weekend if the weather is not too bad

We JSd last night but have no idea if it's doing any good or not, I think my body has just decided to give up on having periods. Still nothing after nearly six weeks (again!). To make matters worse I keep dreaming that I'm pregnant. Last night I dreamt that I felt pregnant so I went to the bathroom to do a pregnancy test but I could barely see, couldn't switch the light on and the pregnancy tests in my bathroom cabinet had been replaced with Niquitin nicotine patches and I don't even smoke!! Confused Obviously going bonkers!

I'm a little short on hobbies at the moment as I dislocated my kneecap last June (2011) and had to have fairly hefty knee surgery last December. Before that I did ballet two-three times a week and me and OH used to go rock climbing. I have now replaced these activities with eating baked goods and so now my jeans don't fit. I refuse to buy some more because I hoping to be buying maternity jeansshorly and then I can eat as much as I want.