Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

I gave it some on that thread but there were only about 40-50 comments when I did - glad it was a troll though because I felt v sorry for the 'girl' and her children.

Using that period tracker thing I am on day48 - no period but neg tests?!

I observed on the AIBU thread too and did not get involved apart from right at the end when OliviaMNHQ said that they were going to delete it and I said it was a shame

That's sad Kitten. I don't know what would be worse, that the poster was real and put up with all that or that she (he?) had been making it all up.

Frying and Not good luck with JSing tonight! Not have you actually discussed TTC with him?!!

I'm giving DH a night off

Hmmm I should probably point out that I was just an observer in the aforementioned troll hunt - didn't get involved (on either side) at all :)

Totally agrer face ....
Soooo in order not to look like I just want a baby ( or not the JS itself) I thought is more cunning to start now , when dh knows we are not ttc because of waiting for first ertd... that way it looks all romantic....

Awwwwwwww I missed it!! :( I love the funny troll threads best - where they make up something so completely far fetched it can't possibly be true!

That said, I remember being on a different ttc forum a good few years ago now (long story!), and there ended up being a complete witch hunt for one particular poster. It was a much more open, diary-based forum where people would share photos and daily happenings etc.....people had noticed a growing number of inconsistencies in her posts (amongst other things), she was challenged a few times and denied it (obviously) but it got so bad that in the end she was being openly accused of fabricating everything - her life, her baby, photos she had posted were said to be fakes etc....it was horrible. If she was genuine, how awful for her to be accused of those things, but if she was a troll there must have been an underlying cause for her to go to so much trouble to pretend in such detail (bereavement would be my guess). She left in the end, but I've never forgotten her :(

I read the thread! It was unreal.

Let's change the subject cos I don't want this one gone too!

My shag cape is ironed, roll on tonight ;)

Thanks wing ....
So that is what I missed!!!!
Seems like one up of when you go to the supermarket and a couple is arguing and you stalks bumps into them and hear the rest of the argument...

And my aren't people really creative in name calling??? poets all over the place!!!
I can see I will hide here in a nice ,cosy thread!!!

Oh phew Notsoold I was worried! Yes this thread does get rather (ahem) detailed at times

And a troll is someone who either starts a thread themselves or can derail someone else's thread but is basically completely unreasonable, rude, up for a fight or to start a controversy of some sort. This one was posted in Am I Being Unreasonable (AIBU) and was talking about her DH's long-lost daughter who had turned up after 20-odd years and the OP was being absolutely unbelievably awful about the situation.

It got very messy and as MNHQ said it turned intoa bunfight where 500+ people said she was in the wrong (with varying levels of vitriol) and the OP just stood firm in her utter rudeness. MNHQ deleted it due to the number of posts calling the OP and her DH the 'c' word. I hate hate hate that word but in this case it was justified. And in the end, someone realised it was far too similar to this thread and it was even suggested at one point that the OP had stolen the story, decided to change a bit of it, make stuff up and get everyone's back up to see what happened.

That's what a troll does.

wing I chocked in laughter...
The fact that people do not tend to say things like that in RL and it was a really good advice and certainly will do after ERTD.
I understood when the doctor said to us to have a gap on JS after ERPC of 2 weeks, but sod it I needed the intamacy to help my head to go back to a more normal way of thinkings so we were creative.
So not JSing to TTC until after the wonderful WTF ERTD and then we can be bunnies again. Just because being like bunnies (or dating as they say in my mother tongue)for no other reason is good fun, right?

guinea doctor seems a really good idea!!!How annoying!!!

I quite like the Olympics (please be kind), but ressent the amount of money spent on it. I would go mental if I still had to use public transport like you kitten.!!!
wing errr, what si a Troll Thread??? I am new to MN ????

Guinea two weeks? Wow I can't believe you're not pg either. How utterly frustrating. Saying that, with DS I'm sure it took a couple of weeks before I got a BFP and looking on the internet I think it's common for some people to go many more weeks without getting a BFP and still be pg. Who knows?

Kitten I thought it was panto-related when Frying first hit the scene. My other guess was Fry In GP Ant Of Ace but that didn't really make sense

Did anyone else see the Troll Thread today? I normally miss them but managed to catch it. I love the MN HQ notice on the deleted link though "This thread has been deleted by MNHQ because, let's face it, it turned into a bit of a bunfight."

Hmm, looks like I can't even link to it now. Shame!

I want a BFP this month!! My body is driving me mad though ... still no ERTD (2 weeks late), sore breasts, dull achy crampy pains, tiredness, nausea and mood swings - I feel like a checklist for early pregnancy. But CB digital announced 'not pregnant' yesterday. Had a good old cry about it - I really thought that this month was our month after all the JSing .

I think I may go to the previously useless doctor if not ERTD at the weekend. Just want to know what's going on.

Can't believe it's mid afternoon already, I should probably start carry on doing some work.

Oh!! Up to now I've been reading frying's name as "frying-panto-face" - as in pantomime - no wonder it didn't really make sense!! Don't mind me, I'll be in the blonde corner......

Anyway I hope the doc can sort things out for you frying, I remember my first cycle off the pill seeming to drag for ever as you just want a sign that everything's working ok down there!

I'm also not looking forward to the olympics.....on a purely selfish level my daily commute into London Bridge is going to be a complete nightmare for weeks. There were "rehearsals" at the station the other day which, as far as I could tell, consisted of barricading off large sections of the concourse for no apparent reason, and giving every member of staff a megaphone to shout conflicting instructions through . I missed my train home due to being herded in the wrong direction two or three times grrrrr

He will certainly get a pan to his face

Frying will you threaten him with a frying pan if he doesn't agree to the snip? Good luck tonight at SW.

Notsoold I was trying to help not make you choke! Sorry!

And Woman that's crap about not really seeing DH for two months :( Chilling out about TTC is probably a good idea for everyone on here though!

Hey!

So, just checking in really. I'm at work today, was yesterday too, and even though i only work two days a week i've missed loads!

No JS from us. DS is staying at his grandparent's tonight so it'll just be me and dh. After slimming world, i'm gonna rock his socks! I'm gonna iron the shag cape ready :)

I don't mind not getting pregnant this month. In fact, i would love for the ertd to start! I worked it out and it was a month ago today the implant was removed and i was told ertd would start within 48 hours. I'm going to call the drs now to make an appointment... just done it! Appt booked next friday 9am. I just need some answers now. I'm sick of cramping all the time, of not ovulating, of being massively hormonal. I will never get the implant again. After the next baby, dh can have the snip.

I am still choking and laughing after reading the lazy / tired jsing but will keep that in mindand laugh about it

Top I'm with you there about why DS is still an only child! I stopped taking the pill in March/April 11 but I doubt we were JSing enough or at the right time for probably the rest of the year. [yawn]

wing I would like one of the BFP's pretty please (DH says that he feels he has earnt it this month!)
I also guess its the flame you want back rather than the weather, though we would gladly send the rain to you
The tired JSing is a new phenomenen for us as we used to be terribly considerate and not JS if one of us was too tired which is probably why DS is still an only child How things have changed :o

Dysgu that'll be one BFP for you, one for Noinspiration... Who else?!

Notsoold I go for the 'lazy/tired' JSing in that case. If it's me who is knackered then spooning or flat out in my back does it and if it's DH then I'm on top. I'm sure no man can resist a bit of JSing really

Top we had the torch come vaguely near us a few weeks back the same day that Blackpool was due to have it for a huge evening celebration on the prom and it was all washed out. It is lovely and sunny up here today so can we have it back please?! To be fair, I'm not that bothered about the whole thing really. I'll watch it on tv just as I would normally but I have issues with the amount of money it's costing us when you look at all the cuts being made in the public sector.

Oops, better get off my soap box

Ha ha, I loved the idea of "putting in the leg work" :o
I also read an interesting snippet that said conception is aided if the woman has an orgasm just prior to her partner (something to do with contraction of muscles) Even if it is not true I reckon its worth a punt though :o
Off to pick up DS at lunchtime so we can watch the Olympic torch relay. It has not started to rain YET but the forecast is dreadful
And hello again dysgu nice to see you :)

yay congrats! come join us on the other side!

Thank you

Hello all. I have been absent from the thread for a couple of weeks and had to have a hunt to find you all.

It is that crazy time of year when we are trying to wrap up the current school year, write reports, prepare for the new school year (I am moving year groups - aagh!) and I was away in Bath all of last week on a school residential. Phew!

Have been exhausted since my return on Friday, work is crazy and I can't even remember when last ERTD was so have no idea when OV may happen or even when ERTD is due again!

Have only read the first page of this thread but is is possible for me to 'bagsy' one of the 7 'due' BFPs please?

Off to catch up with everyone's news...

I have android and my app is called my calendar....
No worries wings all the acronyms around MN is mind blowing....
Congrats noinspiration
I have no idea about jsing next as dh is shattered with work :( and I don't drink much so it will be a reading threads evening!