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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up Grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

OP posts:
notsoold · 13/07/2012 22:35

I don't know much. I was passing by boots went in and there was a leaflet about duofertility and it said their experts will be on store Saturday 21st July....
I will phone tomorrow for more details...
frying and wing would love to go so we could meet? But dh says that maybe relatives are coming over? We in bed and diary downstairs..
I am sorry if I got peoples hope up :(
stuck I have a platonic love affair with john lewis and waterstones... I look and look again but they don't know because I never buy touch. .

topbannana · 13/07/2012 22:24

are we even allowed to mention (even in hushed tones) a fertility monitor on a thread entitled "just shagging?!" :o

fryingpantoface · 13/07/2012 22:09

The jsers are all gonna be there aren't they?
My DH will be working tho. But I'll have the baby

WingDefence · 13/07/2012 21:51

What's the duo fertility thingy?? Grin

fryingpantoface · 13/07/2012 20:34

Oo are you going.notso? it's the first I've heard of it. What's the deal? I might go

StuckInTheFensAwayFromHome · 13/07/2012 20:26

ooh notsoold you must be near me as I'm not too far from the Trafford Centre - about 5/10 mins in the car depending on whether M60 is queuing! However i'm a bit unusual in that I'm not really into shopping Shock so I tend to avoid the place!!! Smile

notsoold · 13/07/2012 19:37

guinea I mean hope realting to your fertilization I mean....

notsoold · 13/07/2012 19:36

guinea I relay next, running in all my glory!!!! :)
And still hope right???
jazz waiting is a major pain! When we are teenagers we hate ERTD but never like now right?
stuck totally agree...good vibes all around...
Well lovely people...this weather is so bad, the cinema is showing such bad films , TV is so appalling ...surely a evening of JSing and laughing (hopefully not at the same time)....
Boots will have a fertility do on the 21st July at the Trafford Centre manchester...me thinks is the duofertility advertising thingy (brain not working):)

notsoold · 13/07/2012 19:30

top yes it does. I really do not know how he manages and I can be a porkergreedy.
This morning it was porridge, milk with nesquik, 2 slices of toast with butter,some scrambled eggs (2) and 1 banana.
I was late so he prepared his school lunch. Sandwich with ham, tomato, cheese, lettuce and a water bottle filled with orange juice, grapes, a mango and crips plus some flapjack and a yogurt.
we stopped buying weetabix because DS said 2 are for babies and he is a teen so 4 is the number!!!!

StuckInTheFensAwayFromHome · 13/07/2012 18:53

hello all - just checking in and this thread moves so fast I had pages to read!!!
ERTD finished here yesterday so it was time to put the shag cape back on!!!

Even though my job and the weather are doing my head in at the moment I feel pretty good so I'm hoping that the positive vibes will stick around on lots of levels for both me and everyone here!!!

JazzAnnNonMouse · 13/07/2012 18:36

Hope you're pregnant or that AF comes soon so you can go again! I'm awaiting AF too as I'm on pd 47 ...

WingDefence · 13/07/2012 16:37

So there's still hope then Guinea! Fingers crossed :) ++++++

ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs · 13/07/2012 16:30

12 weetabix?! My goodness, my DCs eat 2-3 for breakfast but 12 must be some sort of record!

I love the idea of Olympics JS event. We do of course need our own torch relay to get us started!

...I'm running down the virtual MNHQ corridors now as we speak, who wants the torch next?! [Grin]

Went to see the Dr this morning and have been told to wait and see. He does think I could still be pregnant but with late implantation or my body being slow with HCG production. He said if ERTD (obv he didn't use that acronym!) Does come then I should make an appt for 3 weeks later and they'll do blood tests to see if I'm ovulating. So that's something I guess.

The DCs. Are with my mum tonight so I'm going to treat myself to an afternoon nap before DP comes home
and hopefully takes advantage of the bed situation Wink Grin.

somethingwittynot · 13/07/2012 11:11

Shock 12 weetabix? pre pregnancy it was 2 now its 3 or four

fryingpantoface · 13/07/2012 11:08

Hi kitten, im doing slimming world, extra easy. It's fantastic!

Kittenkatzen · 13/07/2012 10:41

Ooh frying well done you that's brilliant Smile are you following a particular diet or just cutting back the junk? I've been trying to shift a few lb before my holiday - was really pleased on Wednesday when the scales said I'd lost 1lb so far this week, but then yesterday I appeared to have put it back on again Confused

notso my DH boxes so I quite like watching that! Definitely agree that JS should be given Olympic sport status - would have to be televised post-watershed though! Grin

top I know someone who regularly eats 12 weetabix for breakfast. No idea where he puts it as he's skinny as a rake!

WingDefence · 13/07/2012 10:36

I like the idea of our very own JSing Olympics! I miss having Euro 2012 on as half time was perfect for a quick orange segment JS Wink

topbannana · 13/07/2012 10:16

notso does it get worse with DS's then Shock DS is 8 and trundles out to school after 3 weetabix (the golden syrup ones naturally!!) and a glass of fruit juice, as well as a cup of tea if he is up before DH leaves for work. We are dreading his appetite increasing any more!
We JS'd again last night, much to my surprise as it was an "off day". DH seems to be taking this month as a personal crusade, not that I am complaining you understand :) Am now in the 2WW anyway so fingers crossed, if anyone deserves it this month it has to be the relic DH :o

fryingpantoface · 13/07/2012 10:02

Love the idea! Boxing sounds line it'd be crap, roll on js

notsoold · 13/07/2012 08:54

so top and wing count me on that thread!!!Grin

frying well done!!! I must go back to Weight Watchers to try to shift some tonnes pounds!!

Back on the subject of Olympics, all of us getting bored during silly events (I vote boxing? Is that an event?) could have JS as an activity (or sport, or event) instead???
And a BFP is the ultimate medal right???
Sorry always silly first thing in the morning! :) Is the joy after the teen DS leaves for school after eating the whole contents of fridge for brekkie

fryingpantoface · 12/07/2012 22:35

Thanks :)
We also js!

WingDefence · 12/07/2012 22:23

Haha - you can think up the title for that thread then Top!

Frying that is fantastic! Bloody well done!! Don't have a Biscuit Grin

topbannana · 12/07/2012 21:15

Ah notso you can join me and wing, we have our own relics older men. Goodness, we will have enough for our own thread soon :o

fryingpantoface · 12/07/2012 20:52

I lost 8.5lb! Oh my gosh

notsoold · 12/07/2012 18:30

DH is all for TTC . As I might have said before we planned after years unable to money problems, stress and teen years with dd...
But his head is on books and I do not want him thinking he is a baby making machine (lol)....
Also we are oldies ( me 41 and him 53), with the spoken laws of no js when overtired or too busy with work ( both happening before hols). So I need to train him?
Funny enough always js before funerals, and during sports on telly ..
So hurray for the Olympics....

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